Rum and Monkey: How Dumb Are You?

Do you eat dirt on a regular basis?

Yes

No

Have you ever mistaken a large man with a big leather glove for your mommy?

Yes

No

Isn't Austria the country where they say "g'day" a lot and chase roos on their yutes?

Yes

No

Have you ever accidentally set fire to a body part?

Yes

No

Have you ever set fire to a body part on purpose - just for laughs?

Yes

No

Do you yearn to be Johnny Knoxville, Fred Durst or Marilyn Manson, if only you could be as smart as them?

Yes

No

Does Days of our Lives rivet you like the deftly plotted masterpiece it is?

Yes

No

Imagine you're a donkey. No, go on, do it. And you're hungry. There are two piles of hay, of equal size, equally far away from you. One is to your left; one is to your right. Which one do you eat?

Left

Right

Neither

Does the word "dildo" make you laugh like a delighted pig for hours on end?

Yes

No

Think of someone different to you. It doesn't matter how they're different; they've just got to be Not Like You. Now. Do you want to stuff them in a locker, tape their buttocks together or shove their whiny, different little heads down the toilet?

Yes

No

Can you believe it's not butter?

Yes

No

Do you just love these quizzes? If you had an online journal or diary, would you eschew actual content for more and more of these cute little graphics?

Yes

No

Does the consumption of baked snackfoods present a cerebral challenge?

Yes

No

Does nothing set your day aglow more than string cheese?

Yes

No

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

No

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