Rum and Monkey

I boogie, baby, I boogie!

Mmm...crackers. Did you see the cricket match last week?

I usually have a date, and we often go to dinner and a play.

I sit in my bedroom and write unoriginal poetry until I cry myself to sleep.

I hang out with friends at my house or theirs, and we talk and just generally hang out.

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Question

Do you believe in an afterlife? If so, what's it like?

I don't know, man, I'm not a theologian. I live for the present. Carpe diem!

I told you, I'm a vegetarian! Now get that light out of my eyes.

I'm holding a bit of Heaven in my arms right now.

Well, I don't know about Heaven, but there's definitely a Hell because I'm living in it.

Absolutely. I believe that upon death all of God's children go either to the Heavenly Kingdom or the fires of Hell.

3

Question

Do you remember your dreams? What are they like?

I'm usually too hung over or high to remember my dreams.

I only exist in people's dreams, heheheee!

No, but I sometimes daydream while I'm listening to or playing music.

I have nightmares.

Yes. Sometimes dreams can be the instrument of divine instruction.

4

Question

Which of these TV channels most represents your lifestyle?

old school MTV

the BBC

Food Network

I don't watch TV because it's in the living room, and that's usually where my family is.

Sci-Fi Channel

5

Question

Do you generally listen to music that was written in the last decade?

Nah, I go for genuine hardcore classic rock.

Decade? You certainly are an impertinent young man! Fwobble!

Not usually. I prefer more obscure, sophisticated stuff.

Yeah. Current music just sounds better to me than all that oldies stuff.

Not really, no. I don't like the heavy metal stuff at all.

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