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		<title>Childish Gambino</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2010/07/04/childish-gambino/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor blog, I still love you, you neglected piece of crap.
Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, released his album Culdesac today. You can download it for free! Have some summer fun with Donald Glover and his indie-rap stylings. He produced it himself so you know it&#8217;s good and he&#8217;s got the mad cred.
PS. Buy Drew&#8217;s (of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor blog, I still love you, you neglected piece of crap.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.childishgambino.com/">Childish Gambino</a>, aka Donald Glover, released his album <a href="http://www.culdesac-album.com/">Culdesac</a> today. You can download it for free! Have some summer fun with Donald Glover and his indie-rap stylings. He produced it himself so you know it&#8217;s good and he&#8217;s got the mad cred.</p>
<p>PS. Buy Drew&#8217;s (of <a href="http://toothpastefordinner.com/">Toothpaste for Dinner</a> fame) Na$tyjam$ under the name Crudbump at <a href="http://crudbump.com/lyrics.php">the site for Crudbump</a>. (Imma shill)
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		<title>Numan and Ant: Two Great Tastes Which Taste Great Together?</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2010/04/14/numan-and-ant-two-great-tastes-which-taste-great-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam Ant has been doing some live shows lately (wearing mad makeup) and hanging out with Noel Fielding so it was simply a matter of time before he joined Gary Numan on stage and acted strange some more. Awww lookit this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzxXUP64O0
This is always an acceptable look, yes.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam Ant has been doing some live shows lately <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq0F25o-6rg">(wearing mad makeup)</a> and <a href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/24/article-0-08D86F1E000005DC-516_468x693.jpg">hanging out with Noel Fielding</a> so it was simply a matter of time before he joined Gary Numan on stage and acted strange some more. Awww <a href="http://i39.tinypic.com/14lhhl3.jpg">lookit this</a></p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzxXUP64O0</p>
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		<title>AFI Show, updates</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2010/01/23/afi-show-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Rachel and I planned to hit the AFI CD signing but when we saw all the kidlets there, we said, &#8220;PUH-EACE&#8221; to them all and skedaddled on to The Flying M, which is a nearby coffee shop. Who did we see ahead of us in line but DAVEY HAVOK himself. Being the supremely uncool [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, Rachel and I planned to hit the AFI CD signing but when we saw all the kidlets there, we said, &#8220;PUH-EACE&#8221; to them all and skedaddled on to The Flying M, which is a nearby coffee shop. Who did we see ahead of us in line but DAVEY HAVOK himself. Being the supremely uncool people we are, we approached and blabbed words at him and got our pictures taken with him until he reminded us that he was due at the CD signing. So we giggled as he departed.</p>
<p>I have now decided that my phone is a good luck charm because it has pictures of me and Rach with Boz Boorer and now it has pictures with me and Rach with Davey Havok. Sweet! Oh, Davey showed us his Moz tattoo and was generally a sweetheart even though Rachel told him that we stole our copy of Crash Love. So I tried to PR spin the situation by promising to buy one. I haven&#8217;t yet, but I feel that I should keep my promises made to musicians. I don&#8217;t give my word to them lightly. </p>
<p>And the show? The opener, a band called Ceremony, played retarded, out-dated punk, but I think they were being ironic, which increased my enjoyment. My clues? The bassist had a tattoo of a kitten on his elbow, and the guitarist manned the merch table wearing a pretty Prince shirt. I don&#8217;t know how much punk cred you can have with those two things going on. If they were being serious, then they totally sucked. Funny how intent changes my evaluation of a band and their work.</p>
<p>AFI totally rocked me and I found my inner AFI fangirl. Rach and I were hanging in the back because teenies totally push people around and act like entitled cuntholes at shows and I don&#8217;t have to put up with it so I tend to avoid them while fantasizing about making them bleed. But this guy said he was going to push up front when AFI started and he did exactly that and Rach and I followed him. I managed to end the show pretty close to the barrier. I don&#8217;t usually fight my way towards the front at shows. Weird. I didn&#8217;t know most of the words to any songs but the singles from Sing the Sorrow and Decemberunderground, but that doesn&#8217;t always matter. In my mind I think I made eye contact with Davey during &#8220;Miss Murder&#8221; and I hoped that he recognized me from the day before. He played songs requested by people at the signing which made me kick myself for not asking for &#8220;This Celluloid Dream&#8221;. I love that song even though I don&#8217;t fully know what it&#8217;s about. I just like the singalong chorus &#8220;CINEMATIC!&#8221; and so on. So yes, I had a lot of fun and it actually ranks pretty high on my ever-growing list of concerts, especially for a smaller-venue show like at the KF/Big Easy.
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		<title>Sooooo AFI&#8217;s hitting Boise</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2010/01/10/sooooo-afis-hitting-boise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I might just go and see them. I&#8217;m a casual fan AT BEST, but I do enjoy Davey Havoc as a person. They are going to hold a CD signing at The Record Exchange Sunday, November 17 at 5pm. Space is limited, so you are encouraged to show up early. More details at the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And I might just go and see them. I&#8217;m a casual fan AT BEST, but I do enjoy Davey Havoc as a person. They are going to hold a CD signing at The Record Exchange Sunday, November 17 at 5pm. Space is limited, so you are encouraged to show up early. More details at the band&#8217;s official <a href="http://www.afireinside.net/events/detail.aspx?eid=65062&amp;cmnt=1">webspace</a>.</p>
<p>They next day, they&#8217;re playing at show at the Knitting Factory. You can buy tickets at the Knitting Factory box office or online on the <a href="http://bo.knittingfactory.com/event-details/?tfly_event_id=2061">event page</a>.</p>
<p>Lol, AFI
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		<title>Mo&#8217; Moz</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/11/19/mo-moz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For today&#8217;s post, I&#8217;m still leaning towards others&#8217; portrayals of Moz.
Y&#8217;all know and love Bill Nye the Science Guy, right? And if you love Bill Nye the Science Guy, you have to love the music videos. That&#8217;s just a fact.
In this video, we learn about momentum.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For today&#8217;s post, I&#8217;m still leaning towards others&#8217; portrayals of Moz.</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all know and love Bill Nye the Science Guy, right? And if you love Bill Nye the Science Guy, you have to love the music videos. That&#8217;s just a fact.</p>
<p>In <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJCqMsIs-uk">this video</a>, we learn about momentum.</p>
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		<title>Illuminati? In my music? It&#8217;s more likely than you think!</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/11/18/illuminati-in-my-music-its-more-likely-than-you-think/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least according to these guys. Illuminati puppets are everywhere, and they&#8217;re some of your favorite artists. Lady Gaga? Yup. Beyonce and Jay-Z? Queen and King of The Occult. Rihanna? Pure evil. Not even Princess Di is spared. Her memorials are rife with occult symbolism.
Check this shit out. You will be shocked and amazed. Open [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least according to <a href="http://vigilantcitizen.com/">these guys</a>. Illuminati puppets are everywhere, and they&#8217;re some of your favorite artists. Lady Gaga? Yup. Beyonce and Jay-Z? Queen and King of The Occult. Rihanna? Pure evil. Not even Princess Di is spared. Her memorials are rife with occult symbolism.</p>
<p>Check this shit out. You will be shocked and amazed. <i>Open your eyes, sheeple</i>.
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		<title>Morrissey fortnight continues!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I missed last night (Sarah is a dirty, dirty computer hog), but have a clip that combines two great things: MST3K and Morrissey! Mike Nelson doesn&#8217;t do the best accent (especially after the awesome that is Mozburger guy), but it&#8217;s funny in its truth. View it here.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I missed last night (Sarah is a dirty, dirty computer hog), but have a clip that combines two great things: MST3K and Morrissey! Mike Nelson doesn&#8217;t do the best accent (especially after the awesome that is Mozburger guy), but it&#8217;s funny in its truth. View it <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQR78U6zvGI">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>All the GaGa covers you never wanted to see.</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/11/17/all-the-gaga-covers-you-never-wanted-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just a heads-up link to another blog (BestWeekEver.tv). The editors there dredged through tons of YouTube Gaga covers and helpfully pointed out the demographic breakdown of who posts themselves singing &#8220;Let&#8217;s Dance&#8221;.
10 signs you have a lady gaga cover song on youtube
Oh, ps, apparently The Fame Monster leaked. Check out ONTD if you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just a heads-up link to another blog (BestWeekEver.tv). The editors there dredged through tons of YouTube Gaga covers and helpfully pointed out the demographic breakdown of who posts themselves singing &#8220;Let&#8217;s Dance&#8221;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-16/10-signs-you-have-a-lady-gaga-cover-song-on-youtube/">10 signs you have a lady gaga cover song on youtube</a></p>
<p>Oh, ps, apparently <i>The Fame Monster</i> leaked. Check out ONTD if you want the dl links.
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		<title>Moz fortnight!</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/11/16/moz-fortnight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right folks, I&#8217;m celebrating the 2-week countdown till the Morrissey concert. I will soon (oh so soon!) bathe in the glory that is Mozza.
To celebrate I will post a Moz-related video everyday from now until the concert (barring unforeseen laziness).
Today&#8217;s offering is not Moz himself, but a fellow fan who enjoys poking fun at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right folks, I&#8217;m celebrating the 2-week countdown till the Morrissey concert. I will soon (oh so soon!) bathe in the glory that is Mozza.</p>
<p>To celebrate I will post a Moz-related video everyday from now until the concert (barring unforeseen laziness).</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s offering is not Moz himself, but a fellow fan who enjoys poking fun at their idol.</p>
<p>I now gladly present to you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dmjRFPAqY"><i>Mozburger</i></a>.</p>
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		<title>CDO and I could write a bad romance</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/11/15/cdo-and-i-could-write-a-bad-romance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chochiphopera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, as almost everyone knows, Gaga&#8217;s video for &#8220;Bad Romance&#8221; debuted this week. Heretofore, I was a very casual observer of Lady Gaga. I had never watched her videos, so I had no idea what they were like. I only heard her stuff on the radio. But the buzz was getting to me. Then the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, as almost everyone knows, Gaga&#8217;s video for &#8220;Bad Romance&#8221; debuted this week. Heretofore, I was a very casual observer of Lady Gaga. I had never watched her videos, so I had no idea what they were like. I only heard her stuff on the radio. But the buzz was getting to me. Then the video was released and it exploded. With over a million views a day, it seems I&#8217;m not alone in discovering the spectacle that is Lady Gaga.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso">link</a>]</p>
<p>And to make sure my title makes sense, I have to mention that Chris Dane Owens uploaded a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJPtJfuSY1I">TV spot</a> or something last week. So video two is going to be a video for &#8220;Light Speed&#8221;. Good to hear it, Chris. Now finish it already, kthx.</p>
<p>And our romance? It would be a fantasy romance, duh.
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