Some iPad jokes

What's black and white and red all over? A smug iPad owner, bludgeoned to death with his device, bleeding all over the tastefully-rendered better-than-desktop website glowing prominently on its shimmering, crystalline screen. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the restrictive limitations of Apple FairPlay DRM. A man walks into a bar. He accidentally leaves his prototype phone there, someone sells it to a blog, and Apple gets the cops to kick down everyone's fucking door.

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