Great speeches through history, if they'd been made on Twitter
@mlkingjr29 I have a dream: one day this nation will rise up & ppl will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
@mlkingjr29 Perfect 140! Booyah.
@jfk_4u Need to beat the Commies. Ask me what you can do. Please RT.
@jfk_4u "Beat the Commies" is a euphemism. Ask me what you can do. Please RT. (Are you hot?)
@TPaine These are the times that try men's souls. There was danger and the city & the country came forth to meet it. Please RT. Shortay!
@richardmilhous I'm honest. This audit says so, ffs. I have proof. I'm honest. Really. PS: This kid sent me ten bucks! PS 2: I hate Russkies. See? Honest.
@JapaneseFoodSux Tweeple! Read my lips: no new taxes. Okay, so you can't see my lips. You'll just have to trust me.
@tehgipper @glasnostdude, want to hang? Meet me here at the gate. Tweetup at the wall!
@tehgipper @glasnostdude OMG, IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
@tehgipper @glasnostdude lol, just kidding
@glasnostdude block tehgipper
@AbeLinks Gettysburg: http://bit.ly/gettysburgurl
@jfk_4u Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner." (My interpreter translated my German! Thx!) #berlinwall
@jfk_4u "I am a donut"?! I just fired my interpreter.
@jfk_4u Though I gotta say, donuts are pretty cool.
@jfk_4u Wanna see what I can do with one?
@theActualMafia @jfk_4u Hey, I just added you to my Mafia family. You should accept my invitation!
@jfk_4u @theActualMafia Ooh, okay!
@richardmilhous Okay, okay, I'm not honest. I'll be gone at noon tomorrow. kthxbye.
@barackobama RT @TPaine There was danger and the city & the country came forth to meet it. Shortay!
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