Great speeches through history, if they'd been made on Twitter

@mlkingjr29 I have a dream: one day this nation will rise up & ppl will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. @mlkingjr29 Perfect 140! Booyah. @jfk_4u Need to beat the Commies. Ask me what you can do. Please RT. @jfk_4u "Beat the Commies" is a euphemism. Ask me what you can do. Please RT. (Are you hot?) @TPaine These are the times that try men's souls. There was danger and the city & the country came forth to meet it. Please RT. Shortay! @richardmilhous I'm honest. This audit says so, ffs. I have proof. I'm honest. Really. PS: This kid sent me ten bucks! PS 2: I hate Russkies. See? Honest. @JapaneseFoodSux Tweeple! Read my lips: no new taxes. Okay, so you can't see my lips. You'll just have to trust me. @tehgipper @glasnostdude, want to hang? Meet me here at the gate. Tweetup at the wall! @tehgipper @glasnostdude OMG, IT'S WORLD WAR THREE @tehgipper @glasnostdude lol, just kidding @glasnostdude block tehgipper @AbeLinks Gettysburg: http://bit.ly/gettysburgurl @jfk_4u Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner." (My interpreter translated my German! Thx!) #berlinwall @jfk_4u "I am a donut"?! I just fired my interpreter. @jfk_4u Though I gotta say, donuts are pretty cool. @jfk_4u Wanna see what I can do with one? @theActualMafia @jfk_4u Hey, I just added you to my Mafia family. You should accept my invitation! @jfk_4u @theActualMafia Ooh, okay! @richardmilhous Okay, okay, I'm not honest. I'll be gone at noon tomorrow. kthxbye. @barackobama RT @TPaine There was danger and the city & the country came forth to meet it. Shortay!

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