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	<title>Comments on: 5 quick facts about Scotland</title>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/01/24/5-quick-facts-about-scotland/comment-page-1/#comment-34843</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Melissa, if you have a problem with people being able to laugh at themselves, there&#039;s something wrong with you. And if you love patriotism so much, how come you&#039;re bitching about Lool&#039;s pride in his heritage?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melissa, if you have a problem with people being able to laugh at themselves, there&#8217;s something wrong with you. And if you love patriotism so much, how come you&#8217;re bitching about Lool&#8217;s pride in his heritage?</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/01/24/5-quick-facts-about-scotland/comment-page-1/#comment-33441</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a load of bull shit...

&quot;he seems to know a little about our culture (well, Irn Bru, but still, you get the point).&quot;
Yea, cause Irn Bru&#039;s all our culture is made up of.

&quot;I’m Scottish and i think Scotland is up its own arse ;D&quot;
That probably offended me more than the original post...

&quot;I’m derived from the Davidson clan, a fairly powerful clan. The last names that come out from it are: Davie, Davis, Davison, Dawson, Day, Dean, Dow, Kay, McDade, McDaid, and MacDavid.&quot;
Who gives a shit tbh?

What was said was a racist joke towards Scottish people,
Even if it was a joke, it&#039;s still racist.
Whatever happened to fucking patriotism?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a load of bull shit&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;he seems to know a little about our culture (well, Irn Bru, but still, you get the point).&#8221;<br />
Yea, cause Irn Bru&#8217;s all our culture is made up of.</p>
<p>&#8220;I’m Scottish and i think Scotland is up its own arse ;D&#8221;<br />
That probably offended me more than the original post&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;I’m derived from the Davidson clan, a fairly powerful clan. The last names that come out from it are: Davie, Davis, Davison, Dawson, Day, Dean, Dow, Kay, McDade, McDaid, and MacDavid.&#8221;<br />
Who gives a shit tbh?</p>
<p>What was said was a racist joke towards Scottish people,<br />
Even if it was a joke, it&#8217;s still racist.<br />
Whatever happened to fucking patriotism?</p>
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		<title>By: BlueRuthless</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/01/24/5-quick-facts-about-scotland/comment-page-1/#comment-32230</link>
		<dc:creator>BlueRuthless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is a well known fact in Scotland that the lesser spotted haggis has one leg shorter than the other to allow for short bursts of speed along the sides of hills, meaning it can outrun the hunter over short distances and hide.

This is foiled by hunters in the know who chase it the other way around the hill.

I&#039;m Scottish too, could you tell?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is a well known fact in Scotland that the lesser spotted haggis has one leg shorter than the other to allow for short bursts of speed along the sides of hills, meaning it can outrun the hunter over short distances and hide.</p>
<p>This is foiled by hunters in the know who chase it the other way around the hill.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m Scottish too, could you tell?</p>
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		<title>By: Lool</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2009/01/24/5-quick-facts-about-scotland/comment-page-1/#comment-32014</link>
		<dc:creator>Lool</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 00:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is funny! I&#039;m Scottish too, and if you can&#039;t take a joke like the rest of us, you ain&#039;t much of a scott! I&#039;m derived from the Davidson clan, a fairly powerful clan. The last names that come out from it are: Davie, Davis, Davison, Dawson, Day, Dean, Dow, Kay, McDade, McDaid, and MacDavid. 
So all you Scotts be proud that some-one can make a joke, because otherwise, we will never be noticed, and will be forgotten, which is NOT the way a scott wants to go!!! :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is funny! I&#8217;m Scottish too, and if you can&#8217;t take a joke like the rest of us, you ain&#8217;t much of a scott! I&#8217;m derived from the Davidson clan, a fairly powerful clan. The last names that come out from it are: Davie, Davis, Davison, Dawson, Day, Dean, Dow, Kay, McDade, McDaid, and MacDavid.<br />
So all you Scotts be proud that some-one can make a joke, because otherwise, we will never be noticed, and will be forgotten, which is NOT the way a scott wants to go!!! <img src='http://rumandmonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Ikle-Iced-Gem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ikle-Iced-Gem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah Its true. I&#039;m Scottisha nd i think Scotland is up its own arse ;D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah Its true. I&#8217;m Scottisha nd i think Scotland is up its own arse ;D</p>
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		<title>By: Aimee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL! This cracked me up so bad! 

To the guy who&#039;s all offended: Jeezo, it&#039;s a joke. I&#039;m Scottish too, you don&#039;t see me going mental about it, or any other sane people either. Chances are the OP is Scottish, &#039;cause he seems to know a little about our culture (well, Irn Bru, but still, you get the point).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL! This cracked me up so bad! </p>
<p>To the guy who&#8217;s all offended: Jeezo, it&#8217;s a joke. I&#8217;m Scottish too, you don&#8217;t see me going mental about it, or any other sane people either. Chances are the OP is Scottish, &#8217;cause he seems to know a little about our culture (well, Irn Bru, but still, you get the point).</p>
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		<title>By: Selina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Selina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great Scot! Did someone shit in the toaster?</description>
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		<title>By: doodad</title>
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		<dc:creator>doodad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^-- looks like someone should lay off the haggis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^&#8211; looks like someone should lay off the haggis.</p>
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		<title>By: OIIII!!!</title>
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		<dc:creator>OIIII!!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BUMHOLES! NAPPY-HEADED HOS!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BUMHOLES! NAPPY-HEADED HOS!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: OIIII!!!</title>
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		<dc:creator>OIIII!!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ASSSSWIPES!!!! I&#039;M  SCOTTISH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!DIPSHITS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ASSSSWIPES!!!! I&#8217;M  SCOTTISH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!DIPSHITS!</p>
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