The People’s Choice Knock-Off Porn Film Awards
by Benjamin
Rum and Monkey is pleased to announce its involvement in the People’s Choice Knock-Off Porn Film Awards. Please vote below, or fill in your write-in candidate in the comments, and we will pass the results on to the People’s Choice Knock-Off Porn Film Academy. We’re proud to participate in this prestigious award.
Well, proud-ish.
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October 15th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
corrected entry – Shitty Titty Gang Bang
October 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am
this is brilliant!
the names of the movies where hilarious
my favourite is indiana jones and the crystal skullfuck
October 29th, 2008 at 5:00 am
hahaha.. I don’t find my fav movie: The Porn Trilogy:
1. The Porn Identity
2. The Porn Supremacy
3. The Porn Ultimamtum
October 29th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
glad-he-ate-her
November 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
curious that the first two options and the last option from the selection list make the top three.
sounds bias to me?
November 17th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I agree with 1st commenter — Shitty Titty Gang Bang is the hands down (her panties) winner!
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 am
three men and a babe
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
It Came from out Her Space
Citizen Cum
Gone with the Gimp
There’s Something Inside Mary
Dick Double in Little Chinese
T.W.A.T.
Tits and Dick
that’s a lot of fun!
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:16 am
Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis…
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 am
What about School Of Cock?
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:31 am
Suck My Cockaccinno!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:05 am
how stella got her tubes packed
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
harry pooter and the chamber of sectretions
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
it was actually itty bitty gang bang starring bridget the midget!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
9021-oh
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Edward Penis Hands
The Texas Dildo Masquarade
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Where’s Saving Ryan’s Privates?
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Actually, there are some other great Disney ones:
101 Fellatios
Poke-her-hot-ass (I know they have Poke-her-hontas)
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Mrs. Assfire
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
They missed a couple:
Rumple Foreskin
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Reservoir Doggy-Style
Pulp Fucktion
Bush
James and the Giant Peen
A Clockwork Penis
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
These are awesome. My favorites were Handcock, Planet of the Rapes, and Night of the Loving Dead. Here are some more I juts came up with:
An Officer and a Genitalman
The Whizzer of Ros
West Side Whore-y
The Incest Bride
You’ve Got Male
Bangin’ in the Rain
A Hard Ray’s Night
It’s a Wonderful Wife
King Dong
Good Night and Good Suck (or the other word that rhymes)
Dr. Changelove: or How I Learned to Stop Hurrying and Loved the Mom
Sweet Smell of Suck…yes!
The Manchewyin’ Candidate
Meet Me in St. Loosey
The 400 Blows (actual movie from 1959! Same year as Some Like it Hot)
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
How about:
JAG off
Gangbangs of New York
Jizz Slinger
December 6th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
You people always forget
“Booty and the Beastiality”
December 7th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
The Lord of the Rims
Want Quim of Sore Ass
Animal Spouse
Caddycrack
December 8th, 2008 at 1:32 am
My all-time favorite: “The Sperminator”
December 9th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Tail-humpin Nights
National fuck-Poons The Rise of Vajj
Fuck Hard: The Dewey Cocks Story
the Devils pecker
The Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Bergandy’s cock
American History XXX
Sweet Home all-a- bang-ya
Are We fucking yet?
You me and DP
Ernest Goes to a whore house
We were Porn stars
The great Rape
Dude wheres my cock
You me and another three
Zac and mary make porno
With a paddle
with out a strap on
Big cock in Little Vagina
The Number 69
The master of many hos
6 cocks 7 cunts
brokeback Gay mountain
when a man cums in a women
Pretty whore
Harold and Kumar escape from a bathroom slut
Sleeping Booty
Montey Python and the quest for the perfect male
Super suckers
superman whore
Batman the Black cock
most of these sounded good at the time
January 6th, 2009 at 12:17 am
i would SOOOO go see ernest goes to a whorehouse!! (Sir blow a loaD III)
January 19th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Shaving Ryan’s Privates