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If the US constitution had been written using a wiki "That first amendment is superfluous and allows idiots undue speaking rights. This is bad. What do you mean, who says? My fake PhD says! Booyakasha!" If Paul McCartney had been the edgiest Beatle John Lennon's natty pair of tweeds George Harrison's heartfelt conversion to the Church of England and subsequent fete attendance Their famous hit, a lovely cup of tea, no sugar please, Samantha dear (ta) Angsty folk songs of the rich and famous Paris Hilton's I'm young, thin and probably have an enormous coke habit, but really I want to save the world through song plz Martha Stewart's Holy shit, now I'm out of jail nobody cares Ryan Seacrest's I'm so inconsequential it physically hurts Rosie O'Donnell's Baaaaah awoooogiieee spooo Extraordinary uses for puppet theatre through history 1934: Easing the Great Depression through a hilarious puppet show 1939: Distracting the Nazis through a hilarious puppet show 1957: Hiding the beginnings of the Vietnam War from the American people through a hilarious puppet show 1978: Elvis Presley killed by a hilarious puppet show 2000: Ruling the American public with a hilarious puppet show Despotic banana republics you may not have heard of New York: Manager is a bit of a tosser Chicago: Staff toilet leads much to be desired Orlando: Gets fashions two months after other stores Albuquerque: Overrun with guerrilla marketers Possible nicknames for Dick Cheney borrowed from the pages of Marvel Comics Dick "Captain Marvel" Cheney Dick "The Punisher" Cheney Dick "Iron Man" Cheney Dick "Sensational Spider-Man" Cheney

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