Comments on: Diet plans you might like to try http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/ Satire for the unwashed masses. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:49:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: darkocean http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-18841 darkocean Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:09:44 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-18841 LOL go you snub your nose at stupid diets! Ha! XD Heathy lifestyle is were it's at ! Eating what you want with fruitsm veggies, and nothing forbidden (except to many cals) is the real way to losse the pounds! LOL go you snub your nose at stupid diets! Ha! XD Heathy lifestyle is were it’s at ! Eating what you want with fruitsm veggies, and nothing forbidden (except to many cals) is the real way to losse the pounds!

]]> By: unsafe at any speed: weight loss for nutters « running through rain http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-3951 unsafe at any speed: weight loss for nutters « running through rain Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:06:55 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-3951 [...] Because haven’t we all read less plausible diet plans? At least these are good for a cheap laugh. Stolen from Rum and Monkey, read the rest on their site. The Web 2.0 diet: Tag your food. Only eat food you’ve tagged with “fatty” on special occasions. Round the corners on your sandwiches and try to sell them to Yahoo. [...] […] Because haven’t we all read less plausible diet plans? At least these are good for a cheap laugh. Stolen from Rum and Monkey, read the rest on their site. The Web 2.0 diet: Tag your food. Only eat food you’ve tagged with “fatty” on special occasions. Round the corners on your sandwiches and try to sell them to Yahoo. […]

]]> By: Daniel http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-2524 Daniel Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:22:29 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-2524 Yoor Dog...It tasty I much like dog ...Make me sex explode in my pants Yoor Dog…It tasty I much like dog …Make me sex explode in my pants

]]> By: Joseph http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1298 Joseph Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:06:23 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1298 I read yur diet of eat kitten. It nise. Cat have long hisstorie of eat peeple. It only fare now we eat cat. Of coarses it fare they not die in stumick but suck fat away. I teech klass now. Selfdefence for cat. I bring out innur dinosawer of cat. "attak dog" I say. Soon cat overcome dog rise too top. I on road be reel estate magnet. it comon knawlegde Evryone own outer space. I want buy evryones' slise of space now wile prise low. If you Benjamin want sell you slise, I pay 5 euro. If have star, I pay 6 euro. black whole - 7. But frist I want see your prawpertie. I cant get so let me know if you has space car or uFO. I pay for gas. I read yur diet of eat kitten. It nise. Cat have long hisstorie of eat peeple. It only fare now we eat cat. Of coarses it fare they not die in stumick but suck fat away. I teech klass now. Selfdefence for cat. I bring out innur dinosawer of cat. “attak dog” I say. Soon cat overcome dog rise too top. I on road be reel estate magnet. it comon knawlegde Evryone own outer space. I want buy evryones’ slise of space now wile prise low. If you Benjamin want sell you slise, I pay 5 euro. If have star, I pay 6 euro. black whole - 7. But frist I want see your prawpertie. I cant get so let me know if you has space car or uFO. I pay for gas.

]]> By: Rachel Beukelman http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1079 Rachel Beukelman Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:03:42 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1079 My friend Aubrey said, "X-Files wasn't poorly plotted the first five seasons!" But she's an X-Files freak, so feel free to ignore. My friend Aubrey said, “X-Files wasn’t poorly plotted the first five seasons!” But she’s an X-Files freak, so feel free to ignore.

]]> By: Ed http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1064 Ed Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:16:36 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1064 fuck you Saddam had too much rocketman and look what happened to him, mind you Bush obviously has BSE, or mabe tourettes we'll never know...... fuck you Saddam had too much rocketman and look what happened to him, mind you Bush obviously has BSE, or mabe tourettes we’ll never know……

]]> By: Alanah http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1057 Alanah Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:41:46 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1057 mr Blair doesn't eat salad he eats dictators and evil- apparently. mr Blair doesn’t eat salad he eats dictators and evil- apparently.

]]> By: helen http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1052 helen Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:41:55 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1052 I'm still hungry. Even the rectal prolapse diet failed to put me off eating pies for lunch*. And since when do yuppies say 'man'? You filthy hippie. *actually, I might have yakisoba. This was a pointless aside. I’m still hungry. Even the rectal prolapse diet failed to put me off eating pies for lunch*.

And since when do yuppies say ‘man’? You filthy hippie.

*actually, I might have yakisoba. This was a pointless aside.

]]> By: Mark H Wilkinson http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2007/02/28/diet-plans-you-might-like-to-try/#comment-1050 Mark H Wilkinson Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:31:27 +0000 http://rumandmonkey.com/?p=19#comment-1050 This was excellent. Even though you don't appear to know what a McGuffin is. This was excellent. Even though you don’t appear to know what a McGuffin is.

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