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	<title>Comments on: Rum and Monkey&#8217;s person of the year 2006 (part two)</title>
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	<description>Satire for the unwashed masses.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Stuart</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2006/12/21/rum-and-monkeys-person-of-the-year-2006-part-two/#comment-26952</link>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well that's great Micky but God told me he thought you were a douche.</description>
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		<title>By: Micky</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2006/12/21/rum-and-monkeys-person-of-the-year-2006-part-two/#comment-7838</link>
		<dc:creator>Micky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 18:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>About 3 years ago I dropped into a black hole – four months of absolute terror. I wanted to end my life, but somehow [Holy Spirit], I reached out to a friend who took me to hospital. I had three visits [hospital] in four months – I actually thought I was in hell. I imagine I was going through some sort of metamorphosis [mental, physical &#38; spiritual]. I had been seeing a therapist [1994] on a regular basis, up until this point in time. I actually thought I would be locked away – but the hospital staff was very supportive [I had no control over my process]. I was released from hospital 16th September 1994, but my fear, pain &#38; shame had only subsided a little. I remember this particular morning waking up [home] &#38; my process would start up again [fear, pain, &#38; shame]. No one could help me, not even my therapist [I was terrified]. I asked Jesus Christ to have mercy on me &#38; forgive me my sins. Slowly, all my fear has dissipated &#38; I believe Jesus delivered me from my “psychological prison.” I am a practicing Catholic &#38; the Holy Spirit is my friend &#38; strength; every day since then has been a joy &#38; blessing. I deserve to go to hell for the life I have led, but Jesus through His sacrifice on the cross, delivered me from my inequities. John 3: 8, John 15: 26, are verses I can relate to, organically. He’s a real person who is with me all the time. I have so much joy &#38; peace in my life, today, after a childhood spent in orphanages [England &#38; Australia]. God LOVES me so much. Fear, pain, &#38; shame, are no longer my constant companions. I just wanted to share my experience with you [Luke 8: 16 – 17].

Peace Be With You
Micky</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About 3 years ago I dropped into a black hole – four months of absolute terror. I wanted to end my life, but somehow [Holy Spirit], I reached out to a friend who took me to hospital. I had three visits [hospital] in four months – I actually thought I was in hell. I imagine I was going through some sort of metamorphosis [mental, physical &amp; spiritual]. I had been seeing a therapist [1994] on a regular basis, up until this point in time. I actually thought I would be locked away – but the hospital staff was very supportive [I had no control over my process]. I was released from hospital 16th September 1994, but my fear, pain &amp; shame had only subsided a little. I remember this particular morning waking up [home] &amp; my process would start up again [fear, pain, &amp; shame]. No one could help me, not even my therapist [I was terrified]. I asked Jesus Christ to have mercy on me &amp; forgive me my sins. Slowly, all my fear has dissipated &amp; I believe Jesus delivered me from my “psychological prison.” I am a practicing Catholic &amp; the Holy Spirit is my friend &amp; strength; every day since then has been a joy &amp; blessing. I deserve to go to hell for the life I have led, but Jesus through His sacrifice on the cross, delivered me from my inequities. John 3: 8, John 15: 26, are verses I can relate to, organically. He’s a real person who is with me all the time. I have so much joy &amp; peace in my life, today, after a childhood spent in orphanages [England &amp; Australia]. God LOVES me so much. Fear, pain, &amp; shame, are no longer my constant companions. I just wanted to share my experience with you [Luke 8: 16 – 17].</p>
<p>Peace Be With You<br />
Micky</p>
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		<title>By: Dagron</title>
		<link>http://rumandmonkey.com/humor/2006/12/21/rum-and-monkeys-person-of-the-year-2006-part-two/#comment-11</link>
		<dc:creator>Dagron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aren't we all descendants of Adam biblically?</description>
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