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Q
House of Pain
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Location: Stalk Owen
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Oh, come on, kid. "E-M-O" is filtered on this forum.
TEST FORUM
emu
/TEST FORUM
See?
Ryan: Part one of this was archived. Continue as you were.
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Green
spams to get a higher rank
Joined: 28 Dec 2002
Posts: 10495
Location: Newfound fucking land rah!
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A MYSTERIOUS SCHOLARSHIP.
I HAVE NO IDEA what FOR.
I HAVE NO IDEA FOR HOW MUCH.
BUT I GET SOME FREE MONEY
oh man, i was sent a letter a while ago from the faculty of arts scholarship something or other, and they needed me to outline the extent of my financial need, which has been bad lately because i had surgery back in january, spent over 6 weeks unable to work, then lost my job, took a summer semester that i didn't have the initial back up funds to pay for, moved out of my parents while still unemployed, and have been living paycheck to paycheck ever since, and right now i am unemployed AGAIN.
but i got a call yesterday asking for my SIN and was sent an email telling me i got free money i can pick up today... sweeeet.
FREE MONEY IS AWESOME, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE JANUARY'S RENT MONEY IS GOING TO COME FROM.
i get to pick the check up this afternoon and will receive an official letter in the mail soon, which will solve the mysterious mystery of the mysterious mystery scholarship.
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interstingly, none of my friends in my faculty and year have heard anything scholarship related this semester, and my friends are the faculty keener, i look like an idiot with a 3.59 compared to their fucking 4.0 and like 3.9 cumulatives
fuuuuuuuck.
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Zin
Son and Heir of a Mongrel Bitch
Joined: 13 Jun 2002
Posts: 13481
Location: In your closet with some melted butter
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 00:12 Post subject: |
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IPOD FOR BIRTHDAY!!!! <333333
Also, a head cold. Win some, lose some.
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arailt
Terror Reid
Joined: 07 May 2006
Posts: 7579
Location: puta on stage
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 00:18 Post subject: |
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Hey I have one of these, too. They kind of suck.
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Zin
Son and Heir of a Mongrel Bitch
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Location: In your closet with some melted butter
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 00:19 Post subject: |
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'Tis the season, and all that.
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Mars
Oldbie.
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 08:25 Post subject: |
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| Yup 'Tis the Sneezing. |
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Happy AHmed
Mmmm Meat!
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Your shoelace is untied
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 09:45 Post subject: |
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I have a masters in architecture.
Suck my dick.
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blue cheese
Regular
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 108
Location: Your socks.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:25 Post subject: |
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| I acquired hate from my boss. But hey, she can go suck on a hugely mutated hairy penis. |
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Sid
Rated Gut
Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 4333
Location: Napier University, Edinburgh, Scotland
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 18:17 Post subject: |
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I has tutor to take on my honors project proposal.
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Der_Kommissar
Gay as a Cornish beach house
Joined: 29 Jul 2004
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Location: out and about, heckling
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| blue cheese wrote: | | I acquired hate from my boss. But hey, she can go suck on a hugely mutated hairy penis. |
Don't talk about Cass's dick that way.
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Sid
Rated Gut
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Location: Napier University, Edinburgh, Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 02:41 Post subject: |
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aa mildly substantial crush.
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Happy AHmed
Mmmm Meat!
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Location: Your shoelace is untied
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Don't talk about my dick that way.
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Mars
Oldbie.
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| It's not your dick anymore. Claire still has yours. |
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MeriPie
Pig. Want?
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: frozen Arctic wasteland.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:42 Post subject: |
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The wonder of the world that is a Christmas Pasty. Turkey, bacon, cranberry, stuffing and potato all rolled up in pastry <3333
Closely linked to this acquisition, a choking fit from a bit of inhaled pastry.
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Hof
ZOMG tittay's as big as you're head!!!
Joined: 19 Sep 2005
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Location: maize
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 19:28 Post subject: |
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A new battery for my car. I am pretty pissed this went out the day before my birthday, but better that it happened before we left to go snowboarding. Bye bye $70.
Plus I work at a school so I have winter break off, no pay. Sucks.
Also, yesterday I got the gift of toe socks with santa on them from a kid in my class. They are wonderful and I am currently wearing them. |
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arailt
Terror Reid
Joined: 07 May 2006
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Location: puta on stage
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:24 Post subject: |
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Some peace and quiet: the loud, whiny roommate went home for Christmas.
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blue cheese
Regular
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Location: Your socks.
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| Der_Kommissar wrote: | | blue cheese wrote: | | I acquired hate from my boss. But hey, she can go suck on a hugely mutated hairy penis. |
Don't talk about Cass's dick that way. |
But I was talking about mine.  |
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Hof
ZOMG tittay's as big as you're head!!!
Joined: 19 Sep 2005
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Location: maize
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 19:56 Post subject: |
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lots of pain in my torso and arms. ow
Yay snowboarding |
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Happy AHmed
Mmmm Meat!
Joined: 11 Apr 2004
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Location: Your shoelace is untied
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| blue cheese wrote: | | Der_Kommissar wrote: | | blue cheese wrote: | | I acquired hate from my boss. But hey, she can go suck on a hugely mutated hairy penis. |
Don't talk about Cass's dick that way. |
But I was talking about mine. |
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
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R
Oldbie.
Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Posts: 22236
Location: Writing.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 20:33 Post subject: |
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Another attempted break in. Completely broken window.
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Mars
Oldbie.
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 02:29 Post subject: |
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| Mike Avalon's gonna sue Cass for copyright infringement. |
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ubergaladababa
Hairy Psychopath
Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 1593
Location: Washington, DC
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| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 16:17 Post subject: |
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Unwilling singlehood.
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intelekshual
Git yer draws off!
Joined: 01 Dec 2002
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| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 16:25 Post subject: |
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| R wrote: | | Another attempted break in. Completely broken window. |
Jesus Ryan.  |
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MeriPie
Pig. Want?
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Posts: 4574
Location: frozen Arctic wasteland.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 18:39 Post subject: |
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| ubergaladababa wrote: | | Unwilling singlehood. |
*hug*
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ubergaladababa
Hairy Psychopath
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Location: Washington, DC
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| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 18:54 Post subject: |
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| MeriPie wrote: | | ubergaladababa wrote: | | Unwilling singlehood. |
*hug* |
Thanks. At least I get to go to Ghana for five months as a consolation prize and he's stuck in DC.
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