I stand in want to purchase such a cat.

blesseSmootly · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 17:05

Hi! This forum pets lovers?
I lack to purchase such a cat

Who has this already exist?
what is the kind and what his character?

Scott · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 16:46

This is the best post of 2011.

Copperfungus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 18:04

no it's the best post ever

Scott · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 04:03

WE ARE NOT ALONE

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/fl ... n_bargain/

Copperfungus · **Posted:** Wed Feb 23, 2011 20:51

Scott wrote:

WE ARE NOT ALONE

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/fl ... n_bargain/

butbut but I thought we were special

Copperfungus · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 18:32

well then

Mizu · **Posted:** Wed Mar 02, 2011 20:58

I have two cats. You can have both of them. One is a fat idiot and the other is a jerk with an eating disorder. His favorite foods include your favorite clothes and crunchy plastic bags.

Please take them.

chook!n · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2011 17:01

It looks like a Persian Blue. They are aloof and independent.
Well done, Sir.

The Armored One · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 02:15

GreenTurtle · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 23:56 **Posts:** 19

chook!n wrote:

It looks like a Persian Blue. They are aloof and independent.
Well done, Sir.

Trolol?

The Armored One · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 23:39

Mizu wrote:

I have two cats. You can have both of them. One is a fat idiot and the other is a jerk with an eating disorder. His favorite foods include your favorite clothes and crunchy plastic bags.

Please take them.

One of mine is a fat black loud annoying idiot who somehow managed to be born all black, but with white crotch/butthole/nipples. My other cat is awesome, except he's getting old and he kills about every small species of forest creature in existence from lizards to crayfish to squirrels to cardinals.

GreenTurtle · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 23:56 **Posts:** 19

White butthole? Racially superior.

The Armored One · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2011 21:49

All humans are racially inferior to Asiankind.

Back on topic: I'm reading a book about a cat with no eyes.

Scott · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2011 04:45

The topic is purchasing such a cat.

The Armored One · **Posted:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 00:28

I stand in want to purchase a cat and yet my cat inventory is full with two cats. Thus, one must die.

Scott · **Posted:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 00:50

Can you swim?

I see you made an appearance in chat. I was cleaning my pipe.

The Armored One · **Posted:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 01:02

Can I swim? Yes... sort of. Your point?

Scott · **Posted:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 01:08

Just a question. Swimming is an important skill. Especially next year when California slides into the ocean.

The Armored One · **Posted:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 22:22

Ah yes. 2012. I take it you assume I am Californian due to my flamboyancy?

GreenTurtle · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 23:56 **Posts:** 19

There is a chat? Does said chat also have Kittens?

Scott · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2011 16:28

The Armored One wrote:

Ah yes. 2012. I take it you assume I am Californian due to my flamboyancy?

Yes, that's it.

GreenTurtle wrote:

There is a chat? Does said chat also have Kittens?

No. Also, there doesn't appear to be anyone but me and Rumbot in there at the moment.

GreenTurtle · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 23:56 **Posts:** 19

what is real?

The Armored One · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2011 21:15

GreenTurtle wrote:

<span title='in the butt'>what</span> is real?

The Matrix.

Mizu · **Posted:** Sun May 22, 2011 02:09

I have been waiting for California to sink for years.

I should probably practice swimming.

Mars · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2012 04:36

1. Are my slaves that pick my cotten inferior to me or superior to me?

2. I'm a good swimmer; I can beat Fred Phelps.

3. Hi Scott!

4. If you're flamboyant, you can float quite well when CAL. sinks into the see.

5. Why did I miss this thread. Oh, yeah, masterbating.

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