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Can you lick your elbow?
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Catharis
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I am now officially scared by Iain.

Granted it was funny, but disturbing at the same time.

what I would like to know is...

How many of you tried to lick your elbows after reading it?

Come on, you know you did!

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Catharis wrote:
How many of you tried to lick your elbows after reading it?


memememememe! I did! yup.
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The article was pretty humorous, but sadly no I didn't try to lick my elbow.... I tried that months ago when ummmm (llama?) brought up that question.


....schmitt, you must be pretty flexible ;)

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It's been quite awhile since I've tried to lick my elbow. I think I may have told this story before (in the afore mentioned thread by llama) but when my grandmother was a little girl someone told her that she could turn into a boy if she kissed her elbow. As she wanted to be a boy she tried and tried and tried but could not kiss her elbow.

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Scott wrote:
MEEP

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Oooh yes! I forgot to mention that!

Meep was all over the article.

Woot!

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I'm STILL trying to lick my elbow...
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chica bonita wrote:
I'm STILL trying to lick my elbow...

Don't break your arm!

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Ok, crisis averted, thanks to emu's hint. I came to the conclsion that trying to lick my elbow was not worth breaking my arm. Thank you, oh wise emu.
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I liked it...yes indeed I did. Thank you, Iain.

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i tried to lick my elbow
i couldn't.
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Which article by Ian is everyone referring to?

And no. I can't lick my elbow. My tongue is barely long enough to exit my mouth.

:oops:

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

;(

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MEEP!!!!

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Oh that one. I knew that. I meant which article were they referring with Ian as the thing with the you know..........

WHATEVER!



thanks. I think my short term memory gave out on this one.

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Swift the Typing Monkey wrote:
Oh that one. I knew that. I meant which article were they referring with Ian as the thing with the you know..........


what in the world...?

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you know....


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Have to say I thought this was pretty weak by Iain's usual standards. I prefer him when he's being satirical - it's a gift, like Chris Morris has. Or something.
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Have to say I thought this was pretty weak by Iain's usual standards. I prefer him when he's being satirical - it's a gift, like Chris Morris has. Or something.


Chris Morris? Can't say I've heard of him!
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Chris Morris is quite possibly the funniest man alive. See <a href="http://www.thesmokehammer.com/">here</a> for a sample, but try to get your hands on videos of <i>The Day Today</i> or <i>Brass Eye</i>.
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Ha! I like it... Chris Morris is now my friend. Thank you, Owen.
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Jobby was the best article EVER.

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I've liked "Weblog of a Serial Killer" the best.

It was the first article I saw here.

After venturing past the tests, I was so confused as to what he site was. :*hearty chuckle*:

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The first article I saw was "That Bush wnats to sit down and have A Crumpet"...or something of the like...I didn't read it, but I did see it.

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