I think hot dog dance prize was a tie.

Your hot dog dance was FAR better than mine. Far, far superior it was.

I have, however, been practicing, so WATCH OUT MISSY.

Can we edit our votes once they've been cast?

EVERYONE EDIT THEIR VOTES TO V<b></b>OTE FOR ME

Wait have I even voted?

Nope.

I think that should belong in your sig.

what about my first question?

Yes, you can. He isn't opening them until Saturday.

OKAY THEN

I am in the mood for this now.

Rather than make flashy images like my ridiculous fellows, I will simply address each nomination.

Most Helpful Male
I am helpful damnit. IF you ask me for help. Well, sometimes even if you don't want it. As for my running mates, I have heard rumors that they all kill puppies regularly.

Most Friendly Male
Erm. Well, assuming I like you, I can be very friendly.

Most Loved Male
I hate each and every one of you in a uniquely exquisite way.

Cutest Male
I'll let you decide here because I'm a very modest guy.

Funniest Male
Motherfucking. Can you actually bring yourself to vote for someone whose name isn't Scott? I know I can't.

Meanest Male
I hate you all. Plus I am way meaner than say Cass, Andy, Virgil, or that other guy.

Geekiest Male
Honestly. Look at my competition. I know how phpBB frickin' works.

Most Creative Male
Fuckin. Map. Stuff. Goddamn. vote for me or I keel you.

Worst Spammer Male
Oh my god. I have posts.

Biggest Camera Whore Male
I also have a camera? what.

MOST BEST Male
I don't need to edit the site in several ways to campaign for this. You just need to ask my associates:
[10:19] arailt: oh my god. vote for Scott.
[10:19] OrangeCrush: that's the worst testimonial ever
[10:19] OrangeCrush: where's the anecdote?
[10:19] Zach_3: If you don't vote for Scott, the helpful bear, she will die!
[10:19] arailt: "oh my god"
[10:19] OrangeCrush: that's the worst anecdote ever
[10:20] OrangeCrush: where's the punchline
[10:20] arailt: anyone that's heard Scott say "oh my god"
[10:20] OrangeCrush: oh
[10:20] arailt: should understand

Most Likely Never to Leave
Me.

Best Signature
Awesome Extreme Triumvirate FTW

Worst Grammar/Spelling
Have you seen me type before I fix it?

Best Ryan
If my name wasn't Scott (which is the coolest name ever), it would be Ryan (the second coolest name ever).

Best Drunk
Dude. I love the drinking.

Best Moderator
<s>I will delete all your goddamn posts if you don't vote for me.</s> I keep order here in many forums.

Champion of Computers
Yeah.

Champion of Intros
There is not an intro topic where I don't at least the tell the n00b to fuck off.

Most Improved Oldbie
Improved from what? I have improved since I pjoined. I read my posts from 2002/2003 and cringe.

vote for me. It's what I'm doing.

I've opened 2 of the... 17 or 18 or something.

You can open mine. I have no intentions of editing it (because I already voted for Scott).

I've started to count the votes and some of you have put in more than one person for a single category. This is against the rules and nulls that vote.

SO If you put more than one person into a category and want a vote of yours within that category to count, then please PM me with the SINGLE NAME of the person for which you are voting. Yes.

The twins is a single person.

Nope.

I did that. I give 1/2 or 1/3 of my vote to each of those people.


Fuck yo rules, nigga.

Me for <s>best drunk</s> funniest male because I'm <s>drunk</s> funny right now.

You ain't the only one that's drunk ahora, pardner.

Fuck yo' couch.

I am going to work! Now.

Otherwise I would have been up drinking until about now. :(

I get off work at 2am, at which point I have already been drinking for at least an hour, usually two, and then I drink until sunrise. Goddamn I love working in a bar.

Oh shiz. I forgot to vote. BECAUSE I WAS DRUNKER THAN ALL OF YOU.

Has voting deadline passed?

has it?

That's in about an hour, provided R hasn't eaten too many ham sandwiches. You know how he gets.

I hate you all.

I stongly doubt that.