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New fake eyelashes and lash glue, a cupcake cult bandana, and two packs of cupcake cult barettes.
And I ordered in hair dye from Sally's (tripped up turquoise and bubblegum pink) so I can have cotton-candy hair.


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An acute sense of disappointment at the content of this article: FBI tries to fight zombie hordes.


That was a rather good headline though.

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One of the best ever.

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I saw that on the BBC LJ feed and had the same elation then disappointment.

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My girlfriend got me the Autobiography of the Pythons and the Encyclopedia of Serial Killers.

How well she knows me...

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We put the class back into "classic symptoms of alcohol abuse."


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<img src="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-school-500.gif">

and

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<img src="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-school-500.gif">

It looks like Ryan.

By the way, I decided that the first letter of his name should be bolded. It looks cooler that way and sorta hints at which Ryan I am referring to.

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There's really never any confusion over which Ryan anyone is referring to when they say Ryan.

When we want Murphy, we say Murphy.

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I hear that if you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say Murphy three times he appears.

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I heard you had to turn around three times and throw salt over your left shoulder while saying his name, and only on the third new moon of each year.

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At anyrate, it makes me sound it out like an announcer in my head. Drawing out the R and making it really loud compared to the rest of the sentence.
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I have Starburst. I have some kind of weird addiction to them lately.

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i bought ummm.. a sweatshirt like a week ago. that's when my money ran out. being broke is lame.

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I have Starburst. I have some kind of weird addiction to them lately.


I'm addicted to starburst jellybeans.

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Aren't you a little ripe for that.

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nifty...

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Seriously.

Also, the drug talk has been split to here.

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Uber wrote:
I have Starburst. I have some kind of weird addiction to them lately.


I'm addicted to starburst jellybeans.


Mmm, those are freaking delicious.

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starburst jelly beans are ammmmmmazing, as are gourmet ones. even the coffee flavoured. nummm.

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