Gregor is too fucking cool to have his photo taken so he listens to his ipod and hides behind his floppy fringe and his black clothing.

Oh dear.

pfft.

you're just jealous. of something. I'm not sure what. but you are, clearly, jealous.

besides. I'm too old to be all "I'm gonna hide behind my fringe etc etc". I just haven't had a haircut. so fuck you.

<333333333333 Hello! Where the fuck have you been?

face down in a stupor.

but it's all good. I put myself there, so I've no one to blame but myself.

(I have been extremely busy at work, writing too many words a week to keep burning up the minutes in my day posting random stuff here...)

LEWL

Last minute halloween costume.
this guy i work with went around all shift telling me to go to 'liam's part of the century' also known as 'drunk-a-palooza'

and i gave in and went. but didn't plan on going out at all for halloween... last minute costume. i plan to do a waaay better version next year.. actually have horn stumps and a tail...

anyways.
painted red


annnnnd in case you haven't guessed yet...

BUT do you have a tail and a giant ass gun?

and commando pockets full of supernatural trinkets?

I think not.

AHHHH FURRY

Ryan!
last minute costume. i stated that fact. i was missing horn stumps and a tail. i did have a giant ass gun. but it wasn't a bad ass giant ass gun. oh! and i had commando pockets, i stole 'em from my daddy's cache of hunting gear but sadly, nothing more then a rosary hangin off of it.

better hellboy costume next year. i'm really lazy and bad at halloween as you all may be able to tell.

how did you colour your teeth and eyes blue?

i was just going to ask the same thing

I think it's just the contrast from the red.

That's not too bad.

.... my teeth do not look blue.... my eyes, the slight bluish tint to the whites however can be blamed on my contacts... the red paint that night did make my teeth hella white looking though. all the dumb girls at the parties i went to were like 'oh my god. your teeth look really really white! i'm jealous! what are you supposed to be' ... which left me feeling very.... sarcastic... in true hellboy form

well... i do use a macbook... which means built in web cam to take all these crappy pictures... plus red paint + your monitor may make them blue looking...

No need to get defensive. I just thought they looked blue.

Ahhh! Lobster Girl!

So this one time Gail and I spent a week drinking in Rome and it went a little something like this:

MYSPACE


That's gin, of course.



what.



Pope crossing.


Swiss guard.


Wannajappery abounds.


Gail has her own restaurant.

Seething with jealousy right now.

I'm sure you'd make a great restaurant, honey..

I can see it now, up in big lights: "Simmons"

Beautiful.

Ah. I know that place well. Too well.



Sad. I mean...good for you, but sad. We need more Gregor around here.

Why is "La Carbonara" gail's? Is that her last name or something? If so, I might call here "pastaface" from now on.

Yeah, it's her last name.

gail got cuter somehow if it was possible

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Well I'd fuck you both.