Fan mail

Schmitt. · **Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 02:23

Heididididididdiid? :D

Guest · **Posted:** Thu Aug 05, 2004 20:08

Quote:

From iloveyousomuchgregor@hotmail.com

hiiiii gregor u r so cool i <span title='syphilis'>love</span> u would u lik 2 b masterpated by a 14 yr old boy that wuld b so cool i always dremt of masterpating a famous man

from yr lving fan

Jon email me pllzzz

Scott · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 15:13

I GOT SOME MAIL

I have yet to decide if it is actually fan mail, though.

Quote:

From *********@msn.com

Dear Mr. O'Dell,

I am a seventh grader at Northstar Middle School and I am reading The Road To Damietta for an english project. We are doing a readers workshop, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer some questions. Thank you for your time. Please E-mail me as soon as possible.

Vicki Shoemaker

Now, what?

R · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 15:21

The book "The Road To Damietta" was written by one Scott O'Dell. You're simply a victim of mistaken identity.

Scott · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 19:01

Oh, see, I have no idea what the fucker wrote.

He's also dead, isn't he?

R · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 19:03

No idea, I googled it since you were too lazy to do so :P

Scott · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 19:07

I was in the library at the time, and only logged in because I got that in my e-mail. THE LIBRARY COMPUTERS ARE FOR SCHOOL-RELATED USE ONLY and I didn't want the librarians to eat me. eep.

HOORAY FOR THE COMP LAB

right right right

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=U ... t+o%27dell

OOH A SITE THAT SAY "RUM AND MONKEY" I BET THAT IS HIS WEBSITE AND NOT THE FIRST SITE LISTED NO

Ashley · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 23:15

Oh please, oh please, do the interview.

This has hilarious written all over it.

karmic_italy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 20, 2004 23:51

Scott wrote:

Oh, see, I have arrr, no matey idea what the fucker wrote.

He's also dead, isn't he?

I think so.

He wrote Island of the Blue Dolphins.

It's about some Indian girl and Russians.

Happy AHmed · **Posted:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 02:28

Mr. Ahmed,
Reading your article was like having a cesarean section. It was not your
excessive use of the term "cunt" that offended, but your utter lack of talent.
Never in my life have I read such tripe. Please, do the world a favor and die.

G. Hosenfeld

karmic_italy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 14:34

Scott's pen name needs a first name, as opposed to just "G".

Scott · **Posted:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 02:49

I have a pen name?

Machiavellism · **Posted:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 07:01

Ahahahaha...I just saw one of my fan mails in there...

hehehehe...

oh, that made me laugh....*hearty chuckle*

Hey wait, I didn't notice all them...typos in there...when I sent it....

You're all LIARS!!! FRAUDS!!

...I feel so special. And I thought you were all too great to notice fanmail...
(forum wouldn't work for me back then)
This has been most heart warming...sorta...

Happy AHmed · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2004 18:44

Dear Happy Ahmed,

You're brilliant. Unfortunately you scare the crap out of me, so I'm writing
this anonomously.

karmic_italy · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2004 19:03

Happy AHmed wrote:

Dear Happy Ahmed,

You're brilliant. Unfortunately you scare the crap out of me, so I'm writing
this anonomously.

Your fans can't spell either.

You all need better fans.

Brainbird · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2005 01:18

I have recieved several bits of fan mail, including an offer to have my work published in a magazine in Australia and be paid ACTUAL MONEY for doing it. If this goes down, it will mean my first step into actual published writing, and this is all because of Rum & Monkey being charitable enough to stick my inane warblings up on their esteemed website.

Rum & Monkey, from the heart of my bottom, thank you.

fairleee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2005 08:06

A fan wrote:

your article 'religious right' made me want to lick you. in a good way.

Yeah, baby.

R · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 22:40

From an arcade in the City Center of Seattle, right under the Space Needle.

Had no where else I could put it and I figure it's Ben fanmail, so yeah. **shrugs**

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Not 'mail' as such, but this page has a bunch of positive reviews, including this piece of genius:

"This is what it's supposed to be like. Funny _and_ instructive. Don't you wish our high school history text books were written like this ?"

Yikes.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 20:24

How does it feel to be on the stumble upon map?

InvisibleWounds · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 19:45

Hah wow, some damn funny mail in this thread. I just got this one today... I found it odd.

Quote:

Next comes Nibs, the gay and debonair, followed by Slightly, who cuts whistles out of the trees and dances ecstatically to his own tunes. Slightly is the most conceited of the boys. He thinks he remembers the days before he was lost, with their manners and customs, and this has given his nose an offensive tilt. Curly is fourth; he is a pickle, and so often has he had to deliver up his person when Peter said sternly, "Stand forth the one who did this thing," that now at the command he stands forth automatically whether he has done it or not. Last come the Twins, who cannot be described because we should be sure to be describing the wrong one. Peter never quite knew what twins were, and his band were not allowed to know anything he did not know, so these two were always vague about themselves, and did their best to give satisfaction by keeping close together in an apologetic sort of way.

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Absolutely finished now, they thought.

Dom · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 19:48

They do that because it's more likely to get past the filters.

MeriPie · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 20:36

That's more than a little weird.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 00:50

No way, I cut whistles out of trees all the goddamn time.

Porphyros_Petal · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 01:23

From: Rum and Monkey
To: vixenfoxhuntress@aol.com
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: A MASSAGE? to Kate Holden
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 14:27:42 +0100 (BST)

From kamilla751@citromail.hu

HI!
My nane's Kamilla Kozics.I'm frim HUNGARY,I live in KIsv?rda 19 *insert street address here.* I'm 13 years old.My MUM nane's?:ZsuzsannaSzil?gy Kozicsn?,and DAd
neme's:L?szl? Kozics.My E-mail:kamilla751@citromail.hu BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to send her a MASSAGE? back saying that she shouldn't send strangers her address and parents' names, but it bounced.

Also, this is ttlly fanmail. She's clearly in love with me for my mad writing skillzors.

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