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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 00:10 
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do you actually know how stupid you are.EVERYTHING you have written makes no sense. You don't understand who Jesus was...this is so sad!!!I can't believe it!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 22:44 
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Reproduced, in it's entirety, because some people just don't get it.

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Normally I would have a sense of humor for bashing about Christians. But you article "so you've hired a fundy" is discrimination against this people group! I don't know ANY Christians who would act like that. You are making an offensive stereotype! No Christian I know would be "sucking out the fun" and "preaching". That is not how evangilism works and anyone who does do that is very immature in their walk with God. I would not hit you with a Bible if you had an abortion. I would pray for you because I expect you would suffer psychological distress like many women do. As I have said your article was very offensive. You have lumped all Christians together with your own image of hypocracy. Not even a minister would behave in the way outlined by your article as he/she would know that that is not the way to approach poeple. And you could never fire someone of those terms unless you are ready for a suit. In conclusion, the reason we have good resumes is because God fearing people are always trying their best to please him. There is no disception!

I support soliders killing other soliders in a war that has a good motif on my side. I do not support killing helpless feotuses with a spine and VERY sensitive nerves because unlike a solider, they did not choose to die and they are being killed because their mother was a whore and doesn't want to take responsability. Even if she was raped the baby is still her responsablility. Sex has a price!


The best bit is where it talks about mothers being whores.

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and... for good measure: From the hippies:

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If that's what you think hippies are, then you really need to put down the remote and stop watching sitcoms. Get into the real world. Since when is the idea of peace such a bad one. Oh, and hemp is useful. It's stronger than rope and wont kill the rain forests, which make up about 75% of the earths oxygen source. Do you care if your kids breath? Obviously not. Peace, republicommie.


republicommie. :-s

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Sex has a price even if you were raped and you have to have your rapist's child, cause hey, it's now your responsibility!

God's rules, not mine. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Okay ... but can I shoot you if you start writing your messages on grenades and referring them to women's clinics?

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Go right ahead. I'd need to be shot badly at that point.

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and... for good measure: From the hippies:

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If that's what you think hippies are, then you really need to put down the remote and stop watching sitcoms. Get into the real world. Since when is the idea of peace such a bad one. Oh, and hemp is useful. It's stronger than rope and wont kill the rain forests, which make up about 75% of the earths oxygen source. Do you care if your kids breath? Obviously not. Peace, republicommie.


republicommie. :-s



Huh. I always thought Republicans and Communists were on opposite ends of the spectrum. Maybe he meant Republifascist or Republinazi. Or he is old.

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I already have online sex partners. I don't need links to find more.

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Um...

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eheh I love when people invoke tubgirl.

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I was actually going to make fun of it before I saw the link to asian schoolgirls.

But it's just a search engine and there were none.

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Angriest Letter Ever:

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So first of all, I would like to point out that your information is slightly skewed - actually, to the point where, if you aren't in fact kidding, you better hope you don't run into the occasional angry "Ozze" (douchebag) who kicks the shit out of you. I, personally am Australian, and am extremely proud to be employed by people who genuinely appreciate my work because I do it well, and also to be the son of an AUSTRALIAN who forefronted the completion of a $480 million sports stadium which has recently been voted at the top of its class in almost every aspect.
Now, I can assume that you actually wanted to get angry letters about this, because if you didn't you are a complete idiot. I honestly don't care if you read this. I don't care if you post this up and make derogatory comments about it. The fact of the matter is this: your points and information are both drastically invalid, and before you go bitching and moaning about something you don't understand, change out your tampon and read an Australian newspaper or two and come to the realization that you stupid fucking americans (yes, I realise I didn't capitalise it) are so goddamn up youselves you couldn't find your head in your asshole with three crowbars a spotlight and a crew of Arab mine workers.
Oh, and I would also like to point out that two AUSTRALIANS recently won the NOBEL PRIZE in the field of MEDICINE for discovering something that had puzzled every scientist and doctor up to now, througout the entire world, for hundreds of years.
So I strongly suggest that you reconsider your opinions, and realise that if there is anyone on this fine and sometimes aggravating planet that should be regretted upon hiring, is you.
Have a pleasant day you dimwitted jackass, and I hope you burn in Hell.


there are several things I like about this letter.

1) it assumes I'm American
2) it's full to the brim with American spelling
3) some of it is actually very, very funny

golden.

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Holy shit.

Gregor, you big american jerkface, you don't know anything about Australia! Go to hell! Grrrrr! *foams at the mouth and bites at arm*

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Apparently satire is a tough concept for some to grasp.

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I replied thusly to his missive:

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Hi...

I should probably point out a couple of things to you, in light of which you may want to reword your letter...

1) I'm an Australian - born in Melbourne, living and working in Sydney. (if you had clicked on the link with my name in it at the bottom of the piece, you would have learned that...)
2) the piece was written as an exercise in seeing how far a person can push the racism button about their own people - clearly, by the tone of your letter, it's not very far at all, but given the recent political ructions occurring in Sydney's suburbs on the basis of race at the moment, I felt it to be a timely experiment.
3) As an Australian who is critiquing a fellow Australian, your spelling of words in the American style (realization, asshole, etc) is poor form... way to let the team down there, mate.
4) Tell your dad "Well Done" from me for building a $480 million stadium - that's quite an achievement.

that's all I have time for, but I hope you can see that your spray towards me is unwarranted, unfounded and erroneous.

Good day, sir.

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hahah. an excellent way to start the day....

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So you got trolled?

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probably, yes...

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I replied thusly to his missive:

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hahah. an excellent way to start the day....


Oh wow that is awesome.

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When my "guide to England" article was put on here, I received a couple of angry letters from fellow Brits calling me an American fucker.

It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

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Where the <i>hell</i> have you been?

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Livin' it large, etc.

Mainly, it is because of being in the upper sixth. You know they actually expect us to do work? Fuckers. I've just been really busy so I haven't had all that much time to come online. However, the school, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to Surf Patrol the one site that I actually spend time on - so, I thought that the time was ripe to make the transition back to dear old R+M.
I also have a couple of articles to submit, so yay.

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