Angriest Letter Ever:
So first of all, I would like to point out that your information is slightly skewed - actually, to the point where, if you aren't in fact kidding, you better hope you don't run into the occasional angry "Ozze" (douchebag) who kicks the shit out of you. I, personally am Australian, and am extremely proud to be employed by people who genuinely appreciate my work because I do it well, and also to be the son of an AUSTRALIAN who forefronted the completion of a $480 million sports stadium which has recently been voted at the top of its class in almost every aspect.
Now, I can assume that you actually wanted to get angry letters about this, because if you didn't you are a complete idiot. I honestly don't care if you read this. I don't care if you post this up and make derogatory comments about it. The fact of the matter is this: your points and information are both drastically invalid, and before you go bitching and moaning about something you don't understand, change out your tampon and read an Australian newspaper or two and come to the realization that you stupid fucking americans (yes, I realise I didn't capitalise it) are so goddamn up youselves you couldn't find your head in your asshole with three crowbars a spotlight and a crew of Arab mine workers.
Oh, and I would also like to point out that two AUSTRALIANS recently won the NOBEL PRIZE in the field of MEDICINE for discovering something that had puzzled every scientist and doctor up to now, througout the entire world, for hundreds of years.
So I strongly suggest that you reconsider your opinions, and realise that if there is anyone on this fine and sometimes aggravating planet that should be regretted upon hiring, is you.
Have a pleasant day you dimwitted jackass, and I hope you burn in Hell.
there are several things I like about this letter.
1) it assumes I'm American
2) it's full to the brim with American spelling
3) some of it is actually very, very funny