Are men smarter than women?

mim · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 01:48

KayDoubleEwe wrote:

Frankly I don't give a damn who's what in all this.

As far as I'm concerned, cooking is fun, babies are cool, and cock is fuckin' great, as well as great for fuckin'.

If that makes me not so smart, then good. Word on the street is that ignorance is bliss anyway.

Balls are delicious.

That is all.

My wife wins at posting.

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 08:01

Men are four times as likely to committ suicide whereas women attempt suicide more than men do. So, in otherwords, men are better at killing themselves than women.

mim · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 08:26

Mars wrote:

Men are four times as likely to committ suicide whereas women attempt suicide more than men do. So, in otherwords, men are better at killing themselves than women.

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 08:30

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:01

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

StePalminall · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:07

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:09

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

StePalminall · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:10

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

They told me. I was raised by bears until the age of 4. They taught me how to catch salmon, and hibernate.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:12

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

They told me. I was raised by bears until the age of 4. They taught me how to catch salmon, and hibernate.

Teach me the ways of the wilderness.

StePalminall · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:13

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

They told me. I was raised by bears until the age of 4. They taught me how to catch salmon, and hibernate.

Teach me the ways of the wilderness.

No. Learn yourself by going into a big forest and living there for 4 years.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:17

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

They told me. I was raised by bears until the age of 4. They taught me how to catch salmon, and hibernate.

Teach me the ways of the wilderness.

No. Learn yourself by going into a big forest and living there for 4 years.

Yeah, but when you came to them you were a blank slate, what chance do I have to learn the language of the bears?

StePalminall · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:19

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

StePalminall wrote:

Dragonhowler wrote:

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

Plus the bears can smell their menstration.

The bears smell your bunghole.

How the hell do you know what the bears can smell?

They told me. I was raised by bears until the age of 4. They taught me how to catch salmon, and hibernate.

Teach me the ways of the wilderness.

No. Learn yourself by going into a big forest and living there for 4 years.

Yeah, but when you came to them you were a blank slate, what chance do I have to learn the language of the bears?

Tough shit, that's the way of the forest.

R · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:23

Doesn't matter whether men are smarter than women because if a man says anything negative at all concerning women they are crushed with the mighty fist of neo-feminism.

Dragonhowler · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:23

The forest sucks ass.

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:39

R wrote:

Doesn't matter whether men are smarter than women because if a man says anything negative at all concerning women they are crushed with the mighty fist of neo-feminism.

Not in China, India, Pakistan, Russia, etc.

R · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 18:59

Such a good point.

mim · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 22:36

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

Or women have stronger survival instincts.

No. Women just suck at planning and organization.

Men plan things out.

Women are impulsive.

you're either joking or you have no understanding of women. women plan and overanalyze fucking everything. In groups, no less.

Uber · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 22:43

I am anything but impulsive.

Take this road trip for example. I find myself planning it out inside my head at 2am instead of sleeping.

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:22

mim wrote:

you're either joking or you have no understanding of women. women plan and overanalyze fucking everything. In groups, no less.

Or you're wrong. I'm sure women plan in great detail their impulse shopping too.

And men are much better planners. We've been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years hunting game.

mim · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:28

Mars wrote:

mim wrote:

you're either joking or you have no understanding of women. women plan and overanalyze fucking everything. In groups, no less.

Or you're wrong. I'm sure women plan in great detail their impulse shopping too.

And men are much better planners. We've been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years hunting game.

You're talking nonsense, Virgil. "Impulse shopping" is not enough evidence to say women are impulsive about EVERYTHING.

If you only knew how much women plan and overplan and analyze and obsess about everything they do so that they can appear to not have done/thought about anything...

shit. cosmic secret. strike that from the record.

we were never here. :shifty:

Berserk Sushi · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:33

mim wrote:

women plan and overanalyze fucking everything. In groups, no less.

If anything this is why men are smarter...

Jenny · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:39

I have until saturday to decide what to wear for my date oh my god!!!

mim · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:43

Berserk Sushi wrote:

mim wrote:

women plan and overanalyze fucking everything. In groups, no less.

If anything this is why men are smarter...

Except that thinking too little is no good either. If ANYTHING it's why we're all stupid in different ways.

Berserk Sushi · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 23:58

When did the joking around in this thread stop?

Mars · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2005 00:08

mim wrote:

You're talking nonsense, Virgil. "Impulse shopping" is not enough evidence to say women are impulsive about EVERYTHING.

Of course not. I just wanted to see how mad you'd get.

Quote:

If you only knew how much women plan and overplan and analyze and obsess about everything they do so that they can appear to not have done/thought about anything...

I know how much women fautly plan, analyze the wrong the wrong things then then fallaciously obsess about them.

I am curious to know how failing at suicide equals better survival instincts. Do they subconsciously only take just below the minimum leathal amount of asperin?

Are men smarter than women?

Who is online