I cant believe this happened

P|aYiNoDs · **Posted:** Mon Jul 15, 2002 20:04

Because it sounds like you are trying to be Jacky Chan.

I have never met a martial artist who could really operate in a street fight, mainly because the teaching of martial arts occurs in a controlled environment with rules. A real fight has no rules. The only thing it can do is teach you the basics of hitting, how and where.

As far as the story in this thread, i don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t disguise the fact that Distorted_Riffs did not make a good impression on me, and that if i see it on the news i will believe it, otherwise...

I don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t believe that you did what you say you did because i myself have been in several fights where i was outnumbered, and i know that unlike movies, opponents don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t wait for you to finish up with their buddies.
Also, i have a 5 inch scar on my forarm where i was slashed in a fight, and i'll tell you adrenaline or no, it is damn near impossible to avoid a knife when you are fighting more then one person.

In the case that it is true, i think you are a total idiot for finding them without backup. if i knew i needed to take down 4 guys, i would find 10 people to help. and if these losers really beat a girl, then i would have no problem doing it.

Yours in sarcasm,
P|aYiNoDs

Distorted_Riffs · **Posted:** Mon Jul 15, 2002 20:10

Well, Playnoids

They were stoned, first.

Second, Judo is fast. Very fast.

It is not hard to put someone on the ground in about a second... Less, if your good.

ANd I was not planning to be violent.

I have a very intimidating prescence. I'm almost 7 feet tall for christ sake

And it is almost impossible to avoid the knife, wich is why I have a cut on my hand still.

And it was stupid to do it, but I did it.

As for making a bad impression, yeah, understandable

Sean · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 00:57

Spoons wrote:

Judo is gay. I've been trained in it's sister arts Jui-jitsu and Karate. I like Jui-jitsu better. It's a combination of Karate and Judo. But you learn how to hit people, instead of just disarming them and throwing them around.

Spoons, no offence, but everytime you post you come off younger and younger - and less mature. Your comment "Judo is gay" has put you in the 12-13 age group. Congrats. Go unwatend agression.

LilGreenGummyWorm · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:24

i highly doubt that happend

CD · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:37

Distorted_Riffs wrote:

why does noone believe it?

6'8"? fuck yeah I'll believe it now. You're the fucking hulk man, I hope I never piss you off.

Jenny · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:40

Distorted_Riffs wrote:

Well, a friend of mine was jumped yesterday. Her name doesn[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t matter. all that matters is that she is a little 105 pound sweetie of a girl, and she was brutally beaten by 4 aboriginals. She will need reconstructive surgery.

This has happened to her before, same people, but not as severe. Polive havent done anything, nor will they.

I became a vigilante today ladies and gentlemen.

I became the swift hammer of justice.

I tracked them down to their usual hangout at the train station. Appraoched them, and had a short coversation with them that went something like this:

"Hey, you the guys that beat up a chick yesterday?"
"FUCK YEAH! We BEAT that little preppy whore!!"
"That 'Preppy whore' happens to be a good friend of mine. Done do it agian. Or else."
"Or else what mother fucker? I think we gotta teach you a lesson not to talk to us like that on our turf!"
"Back off fucker. I don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t want trouble. BUt I swear it. If you touch her again, there wont be enough flesh left on your body for a skin graft."
"Big words from big man. You wanna fight, huh? We'll give youa fight"
"Uh, You really don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t want that. Serious. don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t do it. Your gonna get hurt."
"Fuck you, get em guys!"

So, at this point, 4 natives are going to try to beat the shit otu of me.

I grabbed the one closest to me, swept out his feet and flipped him onto his face. Still holding his arm, I rotated it 180degrees and snapped his elbow, breaking his arm.

Second guy, rushing at me, I threw him over my shoulder, hit his elbow in midair, breaking his arm.

Third guy pulls out a butterfly knife, and starts slashing at me. I grab his arm, hit his elbow, break his arm, and sweep out his legs, sending him to the ground.

Fourth guy starts swearing at me, don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t remember what he said cause of the adrenaline. Anyways, he charges me, I kick his knee and flip him onto his back.

I plant my foot on his chest we sort of had a Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels scene. It went something like this.

Me:"Allright, listen you dirty cock smoker. I want to know your names. And if your lying, or I think your lying, I'll break your arm. If your bending the truth, or I think your bending the truth, I'll break your arms. In fact, your going to have to wrk very hard to keep your arm intact. Now enlighten me."
Him:"Uh, uh.... um... uh-"*Crack*"-HOLY FUCKING JESUS YOU BRO-"
Me:"don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t touch her, or anyone agian. Next time it'll be BOTH arms and a leg."

so, yeah. I taught those fuckers some manners... I hate fighting... but,... it was required...

Because it sounds like it's from a movie! It just sounds so cliched, what with the "don't touch her again, or anyone again" and the "i want to know your names" and the "you're gonna get hurt" and the "i don't want trouble"

And it really sounds like you're boasting. you could of said, My friend got beaten up so i went to find them and kicked the shit out of them" or something like that. Instead you elaborate it and then say, "i hate fighting....but, *looks at camera sternly* It Was Required." *quickly looks down in pained expression of remorse for own loss of self control" "cuts to friend in hospital" "That was just so great of you seb. i think i love you!" "and i, my darling, love you!" *camera cuts to big long closeup of kiss in hospital*
you see? i could just make up a whole three scenes from your little episode.

CD · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:54

If you beat the shit outta three muggers wouldn't you be proud and wanna tell your tale in some detail?

Distorted_Riffs · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:55

Only, it didn[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t happen like that.

I guess that the post did come out wrong... good point.

And she was as mad at me as I was at myself for hurting them.

It was a stupid thing to do, and it was a stupid aftermath.

But it happened, and I must admit that I am proud to say that I defended myself against 4 guys. Not happy that I hurt tham, but happy that I know i can defend myself.

Distorted_Riffs · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 22:58

Oh, and about the things I said

I actually did get a few lines from movies. I didn[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t realize it at the time,. but the whole thing with the "If your lying, or I think your lying..." is actually form lock stock and two smoking barrels, wich I watched a few days ago.

Catharis · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2002 23:28

I have to agree with Littlemiss. It does sound like something out of a movie. That's practically the only place you ever see those kind of fights. Besides, like that one person said, in real life people that are gonna beat you up/are gonna get beaten/whatever don't wait turns. If it is true then good for you, bad for them and I'm sorry for your friend. I know that if something like that happened to me I'd fucking go and kill them. Seriously.

gregor · **Posted:** Thu Jul 18, 2002 04:00

I hate to be the one to rain on your parade, DR, but I'm gonna.

you're as bad as they are for resorting to violence.

sure, they did a shitty thing, and I feel for the young woman they attacked.

but using your physical strength and training against four stoners in an act of revenge marks you, in my books, as bad as they were.

I'm sorry, man. You seem nice enough, but your actions speak louder than your words.

And I simply can't applaud your actions, no matter what your motivations were.

Spoons · **Posted:** Thu Jul 18, 2002 18:26

Sean wrote:

Spoons wrote:

Judo is gay. I've been trained in it's sister arts Jui-jitsu and Karate. I like Jui-jitsu better. It's a combination of Karate and Judo. But you learn how to hit people, instead of just disarming them and throwing them around.

Spoons, no offence, but everytime you post you come off younger and younger - and less mature. Your comment "Judo is gay" has put you in the 12-13 age group. Congrats. Go unwatend agression.

So I can't use the word gay anymore?
Your comment just put you in the pretentious little bitch group.
Please don't tell me how to talk.

gregor · **Posted:** Fri Jul 19, 2002 05:23

stop talking with your mouth full, spoons...

it's getting hard to understand.

nukelavee · **Posted:** Fri Jul 19, 2002 05:48

me - i a fan of kenpo. specciallly ifn you back it up with arnis.

maybe riff made it up.
maybe not.

sometimes things just happen, and putting them in words makes them sound unbelievable.

martial arts for real? oh, trust me, they work, if you don't act like you are in the dojo.

eg - the polo park thing. it took place in stages. first was me getting jumped by a stalker. that one ended with me getting really fucked up (dislocated jaw, broken ribs, bruised kidney). he lost his front teeth to a spinning elbow (a move that kicks ass, by the way)

second stage was him getting severe eye gouges a few months later, from my girlfriend. she got a black eye and split lip.

third stage was me getting harassed at the mall. quick spin and punch to the face, dropping him. i was all set for craking his skull when security grabbed me. i got away with it because other shoppers came to my defence. it never made the news.

i suppose i could have done a play by play, but.... not my style.

point is... fights happen, i've seen one guy take out several. and vigilante stuff? why not. sometimes it just happens.

CuChulainn · **Posted:** Fri Jul 19, 2002 05:51

you did what was necessary, and for that you have my respect. to defend the weak is the duty of the strong, and the weak. to enlighten those who need enlightenment the duty of the wise, there must be balance

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