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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 04:52 
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Enjoyable, and the google link on the side to a conservative book club is such a bonus, it's no wonder it's number one.

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I liked it because it won't cause a 6-page shitfest.

Well done, Ben.

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I found it highly offensive.

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i'm offended at the way it trivializes the tragedy of 9-11..

filth.

utter filth.

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I actually thought the funniest line was the bit at the end about the bass.

I'm still kinda confused about this bit though-
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Osama tried them all, and for a while was successfully waiting tables at Rita’s. Unfortunately Rita, the proprietor (herself from Queen’s, so her and bin Laden had something in common), had to eventually let him go because he kept trying to bring fiery death to the table.
The Queen bit that is.

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Whoops, errant apostrophe. Shall we all pretend that didn't happen?

(It just felt right. No idea why.)


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I thought that's what you meant, but now I'm extra confused- bin Laden's from my hometown?

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Yes.

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I thought it was really funny. I love the idea of bin Laden carrying groceries to the cars of the elderly to collect tips before settling down to watch Jeopardy.

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my favorite was the national guardsmen bit. or maybe the waitressing one, i like imagining him in a little apron carrying drinks...hehe

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