Hate mail

angered_lutraphobic · **Posted:** Wed Jun 29, 2005 20:27

fairleee wrote:

To drag this post kicking and screaming back on topic: I received my first piece of hate-mail! Hooray!

richardscook@onetel.com wrote:

please don't publicise the fact that you're from england. it makes the rest of look bad...

my reply wrote:

<<it makes the rest of look bad>>

Oh, the sweet, sweet irony...

Believe me, if that is the level of your linguistic capabilities then you have nothing to <b>FEAR</b> from me making you look bad. You do it quite admirably yourself.

I remain, sir, the most fervent in the hope that you one day develop a sense of humour,
Andrew Fairley

ahaha you came off as a ten year old with a thesaurus good job pal!

Katie · **Posted:** Wed Jun 29, 2005 21:00

Scott wrote:

No.

You tell 'em, Scott. Yeah, that's right.

fairleee · **Posted:** Thu Jun 30, 2005 07:25

angered_lutraphobic wrote:

ahaha you came off as a ten year old with a thesaurus good job pal!

You think so? I disagree; I don't think a 10 year old knows what irony is, or the whole formal letter ending bit.

what would you have put, then?

Jenny · **Posted:** Thu Jun 30, 2005 09:17

I would've ignored it.

Or, put "hahahah" because that's what I did when I read it. Then again when I read your reply.

fairleee · **Posted:** Thu Jun 30, 2005 13:39

Jenny wrote:

I would've ignored it.

Yeah, but it was my first ever piece of hate-mail. I wanted to reply to it, because it was so exciting.

gregor · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 00:19

fairleee wrote:

angered_lutraphobic wrote:

ahaha you came off as a ten year old with a thesaurus good job pal!

You think so?

meh - it's just Heidi being Heidi... I wouldn't worry about it

angered_lutraphobic · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 01:43

fairleee wrote:

angered_lutraphobic wrote:

ahaha you came off as a ten year old with a thesaurus good job pal!

You think so? I disagree; I don't think a 10 year old knows what irony is, or the whole formal letter ending bit.

what would you have put, then?

Would have ignored it, or responded with a l o l since that's what it made me do. Your response made you seem like a hurt little boy, since you responded by insulting, which is probably just what the hate mailer wanted.

stevedave · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 02:17

I would have sent them fat people porn.

fairleee · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 07:25

stevedave wrote:

I would have sent them fat people porn.

Wow, that would actually be awesome. Great idea!

Happy AHmed · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 07:30

I'm still not convinced that it was actually hate mail. Given the missing words and poor grammar.

Guest · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:05

very interesting...

jazzhall · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2005 02:42

The purpose of the above post is perhaps to profound for my current state of comprehension. It would be spam if it were for a post-count.

Why does it seem that some people in here who haven't written articles et al., have recieved hate mail related to the site? That confuses me.

stevedave · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2005 03:13

I wish people would send me hate mail.

stevedave85@hotmail.com

Berserk Sushi · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2005 03:17

jazzhall wrote:

Why does it seem that some people in here who haven't written articles et al., have recieved hate mail related to the site? That confuses me.

Like who? :o

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

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I cannot tell you how ignorant your site looks with the Cyrillic Russian letters used in place of Arabic. It spells, Yaem apd moekeu.

just thought you should know.

Quote:

Let me correct myself- the Russian Cyrillic spells out in transcribed English: "Yatsm dpa mfpkehu."

Let's stretch our minds.

Quote:

This is the literal translation.

ром и обезьяна

elsje_bot! · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 18:54

Oh ho! They told you, Ben! Ooooh!

Der_Kommissar · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 20:16

Were those quotes from 3 separate emails? That person has a lot of time to worry about Russian-English transcriptions.

ErgotSum · **Joined:** Mon Jul 22, 2002 03:48 **Posts:** 5113

Der_Kommissar wrote:

Were those quotes from 3 separate emails? That person has a lot of time to worry about Russian-English transcriptions.

And they didn't even catch the misspelling of "fascist pigs".

Murphy · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 13:24

Quote:

That person has a lot of time to worry about Russian-English transcriptions.

They belong to three seperate emails, because the first and second transliterations don't match. Because the first one is wrong. I agree with the second one, but they both appear to be completely devoid of a sense of humor.

And that the first one has no clue what the Arabic alphabet is. English uses the Latin alphabet, but Arabic numerals.

Mars · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 16:05

It's, um, in Cyrillic because, um, it's suppose to appeal to english speakers and um, be able to be understood by them and to, um, look Russian and um, not actually be Russian because nobody would um, like, understand it. Um.

tinuviel · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 21:29

Murphy wrote:

And that the first one has no clue what the Arabic alphabet is. English uses the Latin alphabet, but Arabic numerals.

That confused me much at first...I wondered why they thought it should be in Arabic...

Yay for people with no lives!
:shifty:

gregor · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 00:50

wooo... this one was too good not to share...

Quote:

From fella_55@yahoo.com

I am Gregor Stronach
I am a pseudo-intellectual
I fancy myself as a satirist
I fail to recognize that satire requires intelligence, of which I possess little
I make grandiose observations about people I have never met, countries which I have never visited, and things which I have never experienced or about which I know little if anything
I have never done anything meaningful with my life
I am an unemployed
I am the citizen of a second world country about which no one really cares
I live at home with mom and dad
I often wonder what sex with a woman would be like
I often wonder what sex with anything animate would be like
I am Gregor Stronach

nice! that's the best one yet, I reckon!

elsje_bot! · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 09:15

They know you well, obviously.

nukelavee · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:21

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I often wonder what sex with anything animate would be like

dude- rubbing up against your neighbours cement mixer so counts.

so fuck your critic in his bitter little ringmeat.

Akuro Shimohira · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2005 00:04

hei,there...i don't know what should I write and do.....

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