Evil plans foiled once again, eh?

oh yes. this thing.

I'll be there.

most of you won't.

I'll be there.


Gail is going to cook for me then give me a lap dance.

a: you are lies. you will not be there.

b: by "cook" I assume you mean "bludgeon with a frying pan" and by "lapdance" I assume you mean "bludgeon with a frying pan."

Will you at least bludgeon me with a frying pan seductively?

I do everything seductively, so yes probably. But it won't be intentional so you won't be permitted to enjoy it.

I am failing to see the upside.

there isn't one, for you.

I think i'll go with the mansex.

Provided I can maintain an erection within 50 metres of your person.

you mean you can't maintain an erection whilst being seductively bludgeoned by a frying pan?

I call your manhood into question.

I question the seductive element of an angry dwarf that smells of anchovies.

I am now honor-bound to point out that that has nothing whatsoever to do with me.

and you know it, as much as you like to pretend to imply otherwise.

I smell of vanilla and I'm of average/above-average female height.

Thus you are, as usual, full of lies.

The other newbies are nowhere near as much fun to abuse.

<i>other</i> newbies?

I will kill you. with pain.

/me coughs quietly
Virgil, we've been supplanted...

how so?

Oh that's right, you haven't been here.
I'm sure the forum would be all-too-happy to elaborate. Needless to say, they generally don't appreciate it when Virgil and I hijack a thread for personal debate of what may be mistaken for a flirtatious nature.

pah. I think we were doing that first.

Yes, I know. But then you ran off and the forum got annoyed with us instead.

so, really, it was less supplanting and more retaking our rightful place, then.

Eh, either way. I had to have someone with whom to <s>spam</s> discuss meaningful issues, when everyone (read: you and becca and mreeek) jumped ship for a while.

I was just going to save the link to this thread and bring it up with the next time the bitchery began.

Well speak of the devil...good plan, not that it'll make any difference.

Speak of the devil, and he shows up.....

*eyes*