[10:13] <ability2fail> widgets
[10:13] <scrot> go and die please.
[10:14] <ability2fail> i'm already dead,i can't die again
[10:14] *** ability2fail is now known as Amanda
[10:14] <ChupaChups> shut up you cock-sucking son of a bitch
[10:14] <scrot> oh so you're a 14 year old goth
[10:14] <Amanda> who the hell said that?
[10:14] <scrot> i did
[10:14] <scrot> now suck my cock
[10:15] <Amanda> it's not your place to "label" me
[10:15] <scrot> yes it is
[10:15] <scrot> you are a steaming big minge
[10:15] * scrot writes "STEAMING BIG MINGE" on your forehead
[10:15] <Amanda> and your a worthless asshole who gets off by tormenting other people
[10:15] <scrot> i am actually masturbating this very mnute
[10:15] * ChupaChups fapfapfapfapfapfap
[10:16] * ChupaChups ejaculates in Amanda's eyes
[10:16] <scrot> k i'm done.
[10:16] <Amanda> shut up
[10:16] <scrot> oh god my penis is all rumpled and spent
[10:16] *** Amanda has left #r+m
[10:16] <scrot> this calls for a high five.
[10:16] <ChupaChups> Definitely.
[10:16] * ChupaChups high fives cass
[10:16] * scrot HIGH FIVE

Don't make your own, find and bump the old one so we don't lose it's majesty.

I looked.

I'm pretty sure it was in spleen so it has been pruned.

Fucking polls.

Sorted.

I blame the n00bs.

As usual.

scrot? where have i heard that from? scrot from xanga?











sorry. sorry about that.

Itchy Scrot.

Who the fuck are all these cunts?

who me?

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[18:03] Geese: Hooray!
[18:20] *** Geese has signed off IRC (Leaving).
[18:20] distractme: Hooray!
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I can't log R in any more =/

Haha

Putting this here even though it's not from r+m chat

<small>76930-99688: hi
oh man that douche!: what is this
76930-99688: what is this
76930-99688: u mean who
oh man that douche!: both work
76930-99688: chaps
oh man that douche!: that single word means nothing to me
76930-99688: chappy chaps
76930-99688: that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s my name
oh man that douche!: i am sorry you had bad parents
76930-99688: that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s actually my nick name
76930-99688: why don't u have a picture
oh man that douche!: because i am ugly
oh man that douche!: and ugly people don't belong on the internet
76930-99688: let me be the judge send me a pic
oh man that douche!: oh but i don't have one and/or know how to get one on to the internet
76930-99688: what about the one on your profile
76930-99688: huh
oh man that douche!: you said i didn't have a picture
oh man that douche!: are you a liar
76930-99688: maybe
oh man that douche!: i don't talk to liars
oh man that douche!: they're rapists and murderers and priests
76930-99688: what
oh man that douche!: what
76930-99688: i bet u lie
oh man that douche!: i have never lied in my life
oh man that douche!: i am devout
oh man that douche!: like a nun
76930-99688: i bet u just lied there
oh man that douche!: i did not
oh man that douche!: you are making things up
oh man that douche!: i bet you need an exorcism
oh man that douche!: the devil is in you boy
76930-99688: no it isn't
oh man that douche!: yes it is
oh man that douche!: only a devil would say it wasn't
oh man that douche!: i have hard concrete proof now
oh man that douche!: get thee to a church
76930-99688: get thee
76930-99688: what r u from like 1882
oh man that douche!: yes
oh man that douche!: yes i am
oh man that douche!: hey i got a better pic of me uploaded to my profile y don't u go c
76930-99688: k
76930-99688: that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s nice
oh man that douche!: oh you like that baby
oh man that douche!: you like how i look
oh man that douche!: i am touching your knee
oh man that douche!: my fingers are lightly playing with your leg hair
oh man that douche!: is it making you shiver
oh man that douche!: baby
76930-99688: wow
76930-99688: wered that come from little miss nun
oh man that douche!: i never said i was a nun
oh man that douche!: see, you're lying again
76930-99688: oh well that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s good
oh man that douche!: insinuating things
oh man that douche!: look i'm sorry your parents hate you but don't come crying to me about it
76930-99688: they don't hate me
oh man that douche!: they gave you a stupid name
oh man that douche!: that = hate
76930-99688: chappy chaps is a nick name my brother gave me
oh man that douche!: well your brother sucks
oh man that douche!: what a dumb nick name
oh man that douche!: let me give you a better one
76930-99688: its just chaps
76930-99688: it sounds better
oh man that douche!: no seriously
oh man that douche!: change your name
oh man that douche!: i'm calling you oingo
76930-99688: oingo
oh man that douche!: oingo
oh man that douche!: can't you hear boy
oh man that douche!: i'm sick of repeating myself
76930-99688: whats that mean
oh man that douche!: it means i hate your purple font
oh man that douche!: are you a homosexual
76930-99688: no
oh man that douche!: then change it
oh man that douche!: to a manly blue
76930-99688: pink is ga7y
oh man that douche!: or red
76930-99688: gay
76930-99688: purple is cool
76930-99688: pink is gay
oh man that douche!: purple is the color of faggots
76930-99688: no pink is
oh man that douche!: purple is
oh man that douche!: believe me i know
oh man that douche!: i'm a gay male
76930-99688: pink is
oh man that douche!: our color is purple
76930-99688: oh hows that going for u
oh man that douche!: oh it's pretty cool 8)
oh man that douche!: oh hey your profile says you're from wisconsin
*** chappy_chaps@hotmail.com (76930-99688) has joined the conversation.
oh man that douche!: you should totally come to my next fag rally
oh man that douche!: with me
oh man that douche!: i can get you a shirt</small>

can i have the short version?

i made fun of faggots

ok that's always fun to do.

[February 04: 05:09PM] <Ashley> SVEEEN
[February 04: 05:09PM] <Ashley> SVEEEEEN
[February 04: 05:09PM] <Ashley> SVEN
[February 04: 05:09PM] <Coco> heyy
[February 04: 05:09PM] <Ashley> You're not Sven.
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Ashley> You are some new person.
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Ashley> Hello.
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Coco> who me?
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Ashley> Yes you.
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Coco> yea
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Ashley> Indeedy.
[February 04: 05:10PM] <Coco> yea
[February 04: 05:11PM] <Coco> so is there ne boyz in hurr?
[February 04: 05:11PM] <Ashley> Uh no.
[February 04: 05:11PM] <Coco> uhh ok
[February 04: 05:11PM] <Ashley> There are no "boyz".
[February 04: 05:11PM] <Ashley> There are plenty of guys, however no "boyz".
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Coco> SAME DAMN THING
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Ashley> No, no it isn't.
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Ashley> "boyz" and "ne" are retarded.
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Ashley> Guys is an acceptable word.
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Coco> ok boys and guys r the same damn thing
[February 04: 05:12PM] <Coco> so
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> now
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> what?
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> nothin 2 say
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> and it is damn lame in hurr
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Ashley> I have nothing to say to someone who fails at typing.
[February 04: 05:13PM] <diejuden> 1994
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> oo ok
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Ashley> The year they were born?
[February 04: 05:13PM] <Coco> 1994?
[February 04: 05:14PM] <Coco> who was born in 1994
[February 04: 05:14PM] <Ashley> Cock person, were you born in '94?
[February 04: 05:14PM] <Coco> me
[February 04: 05:14PM] <Coco> naw i wasnt
[February 04: 05:14PM] <Ashley> Then why do you type like an eight year old?
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Ashley> Just saying.
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Coco> ummmm i don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Coco> juss sayin
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Ashley> Yeah.
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Ashley> Alright.
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Coco> yeah
[February 04: 05:15PM] <Ashley> So how old are you then?
[February 04: 05:16PM] <Coco> old enoguh 2 be ur mom
[February 04: 05:16PM] <Ashley> God, how sad is that.
[February 04: 05:17PM] <Ashley> You're of age, yet you type using idiotic aol abbreviations.
[February 04: 05:17PM] <Coco> ummm no i am sayin that i am older than u kk
[February 04: 05:18PM] <Coco> im not as old as ur old mom
[February 04: 05:18PM] <Ashley> And, I'm saying you type like an idiot.
[February 04: 05:18PM] <Ashley> Also, you have no idea how old I am.
[February 04: 05:18PM] <Ashley> I could 80 for all you know.
[February 04: 05:18PM] <Coco> y cuz i aint no proper ass BITCH?
[February 04: 05:19PM] <Ashley> Exactly. I'm glad I'm finally getting through to you.
[February 04: 05:19PM] <Coco> yea becuz i don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t spell the words rite (juss becuz cuz)
[February 04: 05:20PM] <Ashley> Because you're an idiot, no doubt.
[February 04: 05:20PM] <Ashley> It really isn't difficult to spell and type correctly.
[February 04: 05:20PM] <Coco> ok no im not no fckin proper ass bitch...sorry lil poper ass bitch
[February 04: 05:20PM] <Ashley> Oh that was good.
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Ashley> You get around of applause for that one.
[February 04: 05:21PM] * Ashley claps.
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Coco> ok
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Coco> not cool
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Coco> i mean kool
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Ashley> Alrighty.
[February 04: 05:21PM] <Ashley> That's nice to know.
[February 04: 05:22PM] <Coco> and i got somethin 2 say 2 u kk
[February 04: 05:22PM] <Ashley> But as I was saying, it's really not difficult to type and spell correctly.
[February 04: 05:22PM] <Coco> im coc and nigga u don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t kno me
[February 04: 05:22PM] <Coco> OK BUT LIKE I SED COCO*
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Ashley> You're correct. I don't know you.
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Coco> OK SO THEN PEACE OUT MIGGA
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Coco> NIGGA****
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Ashley> But from your typing, I can see that you're an idiot.
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Ashley> Adios, baby.
[February 04: 05:23PM] <Coco> I FCKIN HATE LIL ASS KIDS LIKE I SED AFORE I AINT NO PROPER ASS BITCH
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Ashley> pat pat
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Coco> WHICH MEANS I don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t DO THINS LIKE PROPER ASS PPL
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Coco> CUZ I AINT PROPER
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Coco> OK
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Coco> PROPER BITCH
[February 04: 05:24PM] <Ashley> Man, that hurts.
[February 04: 05:25PM] <Ashley> Really. That hurts.
[February 04: 05:25PM] <Ashley> I think I might cry.
[February 04: 05:25PM] * Ashley rolls her eyes.
[February 04: 05:25PM] <Coco> OK I don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t CARE IF IT REALLY DID OR didn[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t I REALLY don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t LIKE/ CARE BOUT/PREPY BITCHES
[February 04: 05:25PM] <Ashley> pat pat shorty
[February 04: 05:26PM] <Coco> GOOD 4 U UR LEARNIN
[February 04: 05:26PM] <Coco> SHORTY NIGGA PLZ
[February 04: 05:26PM] <Ashley> You have the mentality of a twelve year old.
[February 04: 05:27PM] <Coco> OO REALLY JUSS LIKE I SED CUZ I AINT NO PROPER ASS BOTCH
[February 04: 05:27PM] <diejuden> TWO THOUSAND AND MOTHERFUCKING TWO
[February 04: 05:27PM] <Coco> WOW HOW DID U KNO
[February 04: 05:27PM] <Ashley> HOORAY
[February 04: 05:27PM] <Coco> YUPP
[February 04: 05:27PM] *** Coco has been kicked off channel #r+m by diejuden (shut up you annoy me)

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