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Which kinda newbie fucks you off the most?
Me! Kirbykilledme 29%  29%  [ 11 ]
Compton 39%  39%  [ 15 ]
Jayzol 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Plunderbunny 18%  18%  [ 7 ]
Stevedave 13%  13%  [ 5 ]
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Origin of Flange
 Post subject: Advice from crackers
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 23:33 
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A random topic I decided 2 put:

I was looking at these christmas crackers at a shop..and it had advice on the back and what kind of advice is this:

'Stay by a caterpillars side and you will be rewarded with many riches' I mean Wtf??? what kind of advice is that...then again it was from a very cheap cracker box..it must have been made by people with to many stuffed bunnies in their brains.....

lalala pie ^^

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hello there.

This is a public service announcement:



YOU ARE NEITHER FUNNY NOR WITTY. YOU ARE NOT RANDOM. YOU ARE STUPID. SHUT THE SCREAMING FUCK UP PLEASE.

Thank you.

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what a cynical post, Cass. Tsk tsk.
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Origin of Flange
 Post subject: Welll..humph
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hmm...wow..is that suppose 2 bother me? NO! I don't care if you don't think I'm random or witty...it doesn't make a difference in my life exactly...and what makes you think your any better?
And wow! really scary big handwriting....I'm hiding beneath my chair..

You are so judgemental.. and I'm guessing it must be your time of the month or maybe that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s just you....

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Origin of Flange
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oops..changes tht thingy in the middle 2 it must be your time of the month.

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hmm...wow..is that suppose 2 bother me? NO! I don't care if you don't think I'm random or witty...it doesn't make a difference in my life exactly...and what makes you think your any better?
And wow! really scary big handwriting....I'm hiding beneath my chair..

You are so judgemental.. and I'm guessing it must be your time of the month or maybe that<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>s just you....

Good pie!



YOUR PUN MAKES ME WANT TO HUMP YOU.

WITH A SHARP SHARP KNIFE.

it will b leik 2 kewl 4 u 2 bother u.
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Origin of Flange
 Post subject: ehh?
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eh??? o................k?

Humping with kinves....or wot ever it was...that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s new...hmmm

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ahhh I hate it when that happens I meant to say that's new

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Kirbykilledme, your friends are sugary bags of go fucking die.

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The newbies get exponentially worse with time.

Cass, please, bring in your hammer of justice and destruction. I proclaim you God today.
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Happy AHmed
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Wow. The retarded newbie made a retort.

Ow. The irony.



It burns.

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There there, Cass. Many-a-person on here will rub aloe on you.
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The first post was a warning.
The second was reasonably polite yet firm.

Now i'm irritated.






Check yo'self.

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Schmitt.
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Good morning!

If new people are genuinely breaking the rules then politely explain to them what they are doing wrong. Shouting and bawling makes you look stupid. ^_^
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Oh hello Jason.


You're hardly one to comment on what makes people look stupid.


Good day.

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"I know you are but what am I" is a damn fine argument and I will not see anyone berate Cass for it, nor will I stand for any of that ad hominem tu quoque silliness.
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......and my point is validated.

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Alright that does it you're on a full stop fast until you can learn to control yourself Mister there'll be no Wesesque posts here no sir.
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right - only schmitt is allowed to do that shit.

wait a minute.......

i forgot - i get to, also.

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wait....






i injected some mouse steroids........
.......into my testicles.





i think......i'm blind.

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Alright son I'm gonna have to ask you to accompany me to the station.

I'm thinking 'Kum By Yah'.
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Jason give Cass a hug it'll make things nice :O)

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I am made of sadness and despair

quick who am I impersonating?
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i forgot what i was replying to. probably scolding jenny about something. make babies with me.

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