as long as you're sure...

I think I'll wear a nice tight top for tonight. SO the wimmins get impressed and stroke my arms.

Note to self: have a shower.

good idea. you smell like cheese.

Cheese?

Oh yeah.

but sometimes cheese is sexy

Working on that theory, son, you should be wearing tight pants.

so... tight top and tight pants or just tight pants?

Then again, there is always something to be said for total nudity.

that's another option...

However, as the bar counter is quite high, any nudity below mid-stomach would be lost.

sad, but true...

That makes it all the more hilarious.



Imagine the comedy when someone realises you've been naked from the waist down all night.

Especially if I keep hinting to them that I'm prepared to throw in 'extras'...

It'll scare the piss out of them.

Psh. I do that at work without even telling them.

gross dude

ya dude gros

not gross, funny.

mmmmm. Soft serve.

Well, im afriad that here3 was no nuddity, howveer there was gratuitous free beer being given out by moi. I alsoo took, dome pint cards (uyou arent su[pposred to buy dtrinks, you are suppoeds yto by pint cards and excahnge them for pintd) ad i have since sold themm at apersonal profit to myyself. I rule.

I know I'm still a newbie, but I hate all the spamming newbies. Some of them I have been here twice, three times as long as, but I have half the post count. Is there anything we can do to rid ourseleves of this spamming infestation?

Urm....I dn't no y I am writing this...mock me if u must.....
Urm....21 days till crimbo....
lalala pie!
A quote from finding nemo 'I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine and he will be my squishy' WOOOOO! soo random!!
RAR!! ?__?

You're so random! I've never met anyone more random in my life! I am full of admiration for your randomness! Gosh, you're so witty, how can I ever be as random as you?

Stop taking your Retilin.

urm......eh heh...heh....he...
hehehe..me has been seen as random WOOOOOO!!
thankies ^^
My randomness is natrual for I am a follower of flange and.....well...ask kirbykilledme for he knows how random I am hehehe ^^
pie!

Good pie!

sar?casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s?rkzm)
n.

1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.


[Late Latin sarcasmus, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein, to bite the lips in rage, from sarx, sark-, flesh.]

sarcasm

\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

The sarcasms of those critics who imagine our art to be a matter of inspiration. --Sir J. Reynolds.

Syn: Satire; irony; ridicule; taunt; gibe.