When you finish the ballot, either post it here, or send it in a PM. I'm probably ending the voting on August 22nd, unless Sickness needs longer.

<U><b>2004 Rum and Monkey Awards Ballot</b></U>

<b><u>Male and Female Awards:</u></b>

<b>Most Helpful:</b>
male: Ben, Scott, Murphy
female: Jenny, Ashley, Sickness

<b>Most Friendly:</b>
male: R, Sushi, Murphy
female: Margarita, Sickness, Grace

<b>Most Loved:</b>
male: Scott, Gregor, Sven
female: Margarita, llama, Sickness

<b>Cutest:</b>
male: Happy AHmed, eXecutable, Sushi
female: Jenny, Margarita, Q

<b>Funniest:</b>
male: Scott, Gregor, R
female: Jenny, Ashley, Poppy

<b>Geekiest:</b>
male: Scott, eXecutable, Brandon, Rusty
female: Cat!, Ashley, ErgotSum

<b>Best Newbie:</b>
male: Happy AHmed, IndustrialWaffle, jonathan
female: Mim, Jessica., Mreek

<b>Most Creative:</b>
male: nukelavee, R, Sushi, Gregor
female: Happy Otter Lover, Jenny, Zin

<b>Nicest:</b>
male: R, Murphy, Brandon
female: Jessica., Gina, angered_lutraphobic, IamME, Margarita

<b>Most Invisible:</b>
male: Jazzhall, Banana-King, Murphy
female: Cat!, Rosey, IamMe, Milla

<b><s>Worst</s> BEST! Spammer:</b>
male: Sushi, Scott, R, Happy AHmed
female: Ashley, Grace, Zin


<b><u>Single-Winner Awards:</u></b>

<b>Most Likely Never to Leave:</b> Ben, Scott, Sushi

<b>Most Likely to Drop Off the Face of the Earth:</b> Green, jonathan, Milla

<b>Most Annoying:</b> jonathan, Mreek, Grim

<b>Most Reformed Newbie:</b> JD, Grim, Happy AHmed

<b>Best Avatar:</b> R, Ashley, Happy AHmed

<b>Best Signature:</b> Q, R, Murphy

<b>Biggest Camera Whore:</b> Grace, Jenny, R, Pablo

<b>Worst Grammar:</b> jonathan, Grim, Scott

<b>Best Location:</b> Sickness, Scott, Gregor

<b>Best Drunk:</b> Sickness, Happy AHmed, Scott, JD

<b>Best Ryan:</b> Scott, Murphy, R, Ryan

<b>Best Moderator:</b> Sickness, Schmitt, Scott, Murphy


<b><u>Champions of:</u></b>

<b>Serious Debate:</b> Murphy, Gregor, Sushi

<b>Arts & Entertainment:</b> Neod?mmerung, Schmitt, Sushi

<b>Books:</b> Scott, Jazzhall, Murphy

<b>Education:</b> Jazzhall, Murphy, Sushi

<b>General Debate:</b> Gregor, Scott, Brandon

<b>Computers:</b> Scott, Sven, Ashley

<b>Introductions:</b> Sickness, Cat!, IamME

<b>Random Spleen:</b> Sushi, R, Ashley, Scott


<b><u>MOST BEST:</u></b>

<b>Male:</b> Scott, Sushi, Gregor, Murphy

<b>Female:</b> Ashley, Margarita, Sickness, Pablo

Oh!

And congratulations, guys.

AND! Get easier usernames to remember, some of you.

Wait wait wait.

R.

You're not contesting me for champ of Spleen, are you?

has anyone else spammed in Spleen so hard that the admins came in and locked and deleted pages of threads?

Dude, just check my post count. My post count is Spleen.

No contest :)

<center>
Nominated For:
Most Friendly
Cutest
Most Creative
<s>Worst</s> BEST! Spammer
Most Likely Never to Leave
Champion of Serious Debate
Champion of Arts & Entertainment
Champion of Education
Champion of Random Spleen
MOST BEST

Sushi was nominated as the Champion of more forums than any other member. Who better for MOST BEST?</center>

Truth has no place here.

This is a popularity contest :D

HEY MANI SINCE THIS IS MY THREAD WE ARE TOSSING AROUND THE IDEA OF GOING BACK TO NEW YORK IF WE GET JOBS AND STOP BEING POOR

I'm popular! I'm popular!!!!!

wait...no. no I'm not.

sigh.

FUCK. YES.

...I can give you those blue shoes :o

AND WE CAN SUCK MORE BALLS

<s>HEY TORI, SHOVE IT</s> "This tastes like...like it should be food." *giggles*

Hell, while you folks are at it, vote Murphy for Best Signature :)

And best Ryan.

vote Scott FOR EVERYTHING

Posters possibly to come later. So tired.

*ahem*

unaccustomed as I am to making long posts about myself, I am writing to you all, my dear constituents, to humbly request your votes.

I won't be bothering those of you on dial-up connections with overly large graphics proclaiming myself to be the best at everything.

Nor will I be resorting to cheap stunts, as some others no doubt will...

and nor will I be relying on total apathy, as I FEAR our dear friend Jon will, in order to slip under the radar, claim that everyone who didn't vote would probably have voted for him, and win this election in a ridiculous supreme court challenge overseen by a panel of Justices appointed by his father.

I will, however, attempt to sway your opinion by offering a short statement on each of the catetgories in which I have gained the honour of nomination.

Most loved
It's clear to me that I am loved. I feel the love every time I log in to Rum & Monkey. And to those that doubt the level of love for me here, I draw your attention to the following fact.

Those that I lambast and ridicule on a regular basis look forward to the attention that I lavish upon them. One need look no further than our putrefacting little friend, Grim.

Funniest
"A woman walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."

That, my friends, is the funniest joke you'll hear all year, and you heard it from me first.

Most creative
http://www.rumandmonkey.com/articles/174/

I don't need to say any more than that, surely...

Best location
As my location states, you are all invited to touch me.

go on...

you know you want to...

Serious Debate
I rule in serious debate. the only person who thinks, in all honesty, that they're better than me in there is Jon.

but he has no proof, whereas I can provide links.

General Debate
See Serious Debate, but tone it down a little.

yep. I'm the greatest.

Best Male
I am a male. I am very, very good at being a male.

in fact, I'd say I'm probably the best male here.

so vote.

AND vote FOR PABLO AS BEST WHATEVER OR YOU'LL ALL DIE FROM HER WITHERING STARE.

she made me type that.

and now I'm scared.

vote Q
Because she's learning Photoshop for the express purpose of this campaign
And you can't beat Eddie Izzard.

Q for <s>best corset</s> Cutest.

Ah.
I remember when I was biggest spammer.
Good times.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/IndustrialWaffle/Stuff/babyEDIT.jpg">

Crap. I'm a horrible person.

Don't forget to vote for me.

vote for me, because gregor is obsessed with beating me apparently.....

I remember at one point, long ago, when I was the nicest. Either that or the most friendly. Something like that.

I am so tired. Off to work now.