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ErgotSum
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whats wrong with you why don't you surf like your little sister.

Apparently someone has me confused with Nicole Dodson? Or more accurately, her big sister.

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Ben
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I just got this in the PopQuiz:

If you had a computer with a 120 GB hard drive, but only Windows 98 installed (resulting in a conflict in which you cannot run Windows 98), what would you do?

I'd like to inform you that Win98 can take harddrives up to 137 GB, so a 120 GB should not be any problem.
I still answered "Linux!", but I still thought I'd inform you guys...

signin' off.

For. Fuck's. Sake.
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Scott
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Time to put back the "We didn't make these questions" disclaimer, then?

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Hello I hope this is the correct topic.

Anyway;
It's the internet connection.

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From <...@comcast.net>

polarised is not a word


Bzzt. Wrong. Please bend over whilst I spank you with this dictionary.

(that was the entire email they sent, incidentally)
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Brandon
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Look what you just did Caitlin. You immediately polarised yourself against that statement.

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Who bothers sending such a short email?
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Brandon
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MatrixMan001 wrote:
Who bothers sending such a short email?


I know people. I once got a very meaningful two word e-mail.

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Scott
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"you die"

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Hello I hope this is the correct topic.

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It's the internet connection.

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Brandon
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Scott wrote:
"you die"


Actually it was "hey grandson"

It still brings meaning.

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Mmmm Tasty!
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wow i can send you email!


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what does Rum & Monkey mean?

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these qualify as incomprehensible...

these were in the from field, so it could be the person's name, but there wasn't any other MASSAGE?:
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中国福建泉州

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中国福建泉州丰泽区毅达商厦01A-012


this was one to me personally:
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我是猪

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Ashley
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According to babel fish the last one means...

I am the pig.

:D

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That's awesome. :D

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From 4111


1


I have no fucking idea either.

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=4110?

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Murphy wrote:
=4110?


that was my first thought, but then I began to think deeper into it.

it might have something to do with the deep singularity of the universe.

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R
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Or it's a MASSAGE? from a robot and it's MASSAGE? of "1" is "yes" synonymous with "ok" which is "good" which it was saying about your articles.

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http://rumandmonkey.com/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=4111

That is what must have been being alluded to.

Gregor, run. The anti-Semites are after you.

:o

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gregor
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geez.

good thing I'm not Jewish.

I think...

*checks*

nope - I'm not jewish

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gregor wrote:
*checks*

nope - I'm not jewish


:-s

*points*

Gregor has a Foreskin!

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Murphy
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International Herald Tribune: July 13, 2004 wrote:
Gregor has a Foreskin!

Tokyo fears it will squash the city like a radioactive lizard.

George W. Bush elected Chieftan of Galaxy, Changes Name to "Darth Dubya"

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gregor wrote:
*checks*

nope - I'm not jewish


:-s

*points*

Gregor has a Foreskin!


oh, it's true...

*sob*

It's all true...

my little fella wears a beanie.

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I have gotten an e-mail from myself numerous times. It's annoying.
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caitlin
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I have gotten an e-mail from myself numerous times. It's annoying.


But is it stupid and/or incomprehensible?
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Jorje
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caitlin wrote:
Jorje wrote:
I have gotten an e-mail from myself numerous times. It's annoying.


But is it stupid and/or incomprehensible?


most of the time, but sometimes there is just stuff like: "the best dick soothing cream you can find on the mrket! BUY NOW!!!" and with that a porno pic.
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