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Ben
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This isn't so much hate mail as polite disagreement, but I'm in conversation with a guy who hopes my friend gives me a nudge towards Christ now and then. *nod*
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<center>you should listen. christ is quite good in bed.

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Ben
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gothpoptart wrote:
<center>you should listen. christ is quite good in bed.


Is he circumcised?
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Ben wrote:
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<center>you should listen. christ is quite good in bed.


Is he circumcised?

<center>He was, till after the first time he died. It came back.

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Ben
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gothpoptart wrote:
He was, till after the first time he died. It came back.


Eww, postcum.
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gnomatron
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Ben wrote:
gothpoptart wrote:
<center>you should listen. christ is quite good in bed.


Is he circumcised?


yeah, well, he is jewish...


Last edited by gnomatron on Thu Dec 05, 2002 01:03, edited 1 time in total.

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Regenerating zombie foreskin. Wow.

Must. Resist. Temptation.

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Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex.

It's a freakin miracle in a box.
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Demon penis.

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Flound.

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"the devils penis". That's all I have to say.

(notice the quoties)

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Mizu
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No, the demon penis. Jesse preaches about it all the time. It's great, he'll be totally serious, giving a powerful sermon... about the demon penis.

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CD
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monet123 wrote:
Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex.

It's a freakin miracle in a box.


Way to fuck up Dane's joke, the punchline is "start your day the holy way"

*ZING

Here is my new hate mail that I am writing right now.

Dear Rum Monkeys,

I fucking hope you all rot in hell. You are all a lot of weedy cunts who molest children for pleasure and nickels. Fuck you, fuck your site, fuck your collective ass.

Amen

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Mmmm Tasty!
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You have clearly confused genocidal maniacs with leaders who uphold the laws of free socieites. Claiming Arial Sharon is a genocidal maniac for killing palestinians is like saying George W. is a genocidal maniac for killing members of al-quaeda. Considering both groups (palestinians and al-quaeda) have waged a constant war against those who support freedom and justice. Self-defense is not genocide. So stop finding excuses for every dictatorial regime while doing nothing but blame and criticize those countires that support freedom.

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Ben
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Cue choir:

Freeeedooooom
Freeeeeeedoooooom
Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooom
FreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEDOOOM YEAH
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Mizu
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Mizu is in choir! *sings the pretty freedom song for Ben* :*hearty chuckle*:

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Ben
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How low can you get to make fun of religion, the very thing that founded America? And besides that, to put your effort into degrading mormons? They never have said or done anything to offend you, so what's the deal? You must have way too much time on your hands. Seriously, you need to get a real life and a real job, and by that I mean one that has real merit to it and doesn't make fun of mormons or any religion for that matter.
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y'know, i think every piece of hate-mail here has had a typo or spelling error of some sort in it.
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that's because the people that hate us are fucking morons.

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<center>**points** Gregor just called me a moron ;(

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that's because the people that hate us are fucking morons.


Heh. Nicole just called herself a 'fucking moron'

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gothpoptart wrote:
<center>**points** Gregor just called me a moron ;(


if you don't hate me, then you're not a moron.

and I know you don't hate me...

so - you're not a moron.

simple.

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<center>Fuck you, you're wrong. I HATE EVERYONE. Feel the teen angst. It's soft and furry, like a bunny :)

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gregor
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you couldn't hate everyone if you tried.

but it's funny to watch.

keep going - I'm enjoying this...

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<center>Fuck you, you're wrong. I HATE EVERYONE. Feel the teen angst. It's soft and furry, like a bunny :)


*giggle*

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<center>FINE. I hate everyone but Magita. Am I believable yet? ;(

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