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 Post subject: Chur. I'm back from the beach.
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They're having a battle of facial hair? Wow.

This could get messy.


NEVER.

We're both gentlemen.


You could swipe chunks out of each other's beards with your rapiers.
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Saes neves eht lias nac ouy?

Sey oh.

Esae ta dnim ruoy tup nac uoy, eromrehtruf.

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We put the class back into "classic symptoms of alcohol abuse."

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****Encyclopedia Bowica****

ChupaChups: it's cheap AND it kills you. I mean, it's virtually gail, only in powder form.

Industrial Waffle: Gail <i>is</i> original sin.

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HAIL GAIL


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Liaf fo edam era ouy.

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Liaf fo edam era ouy.


.daehssa gnos nmad eht ni si ti

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ChupaChups: it's cheap AND it kills you. I mean, it's virtually gail, only in powder form.

Industrial Waffle: Gail <i>is</i> original sin.

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HAIL GAIL


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Liaf fo edam era ouy.


.daehssa gnos nmad eht ni si ti

Revetahw.

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Dom's every word is god-like in quality.
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mim wrote:
Dom wrote:
Liaf fo edam era ouy.


.daehssa gnos nmad eht ni si ti

Revetahw.

Wonk uoy, thgir s'ehs.

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Gogo Jojo
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!daer dna yrt ot gnitatirri yllaer s'taht ,yeH

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ZOMG THEY HAVE CAUGHT THE GAY

Catching the gay since 1984.

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I don't have a problem with it. I don't really understand why we're doing it, but it's fun. Perhaps the quotation of lyrics by the Village People demands it, somehow.

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Gogo Jojo
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Because, obviously, the Village People are ass-backwards.

(I have no idea.)

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ZOMG THEY HAVE CAUGHT THE GAY

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I'm going to kill you all if you continue.

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Hello I hope this is the correct topic.

Anyway;
It's the internet connection.

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!daer dna yrt ot gnitatirri yllaer s'taht ,yeH


Degnellahc yllatnem eht ot ylno.

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R&M members I'd do or make a porn with: Gail, Tianna, Cass (as long as he doesn't speak), Jon, Heidi, Scott.

R&M members I'd take for a steak-dinner first: Kate, Hilary, Andy, Murphy & the twins.

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ChupaChups: it's cheap AND it kills you. I mean, it's virtually gail, only in powder form.

Industrial Waffle: Gail <i>is</i> original sin.

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HAIL GAIL


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I'm going to kill you all if you continue.


Quoted for appreciation.

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Helen and I would like to second Scott and say that he is the best.

That is all.
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Belle
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I entered a swimming race. They insisted I had to have my race number inscribed on my hands in permanent marker the night before. I had a Very Important Client Function on Saturday night which I attended thusly:
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I was less than impressed.
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that's when a Jackie O style getup with hat, bag and gloves would have been totally oh snap! perfect!

actually... i'ld go out like that, and just sort of explian the whole race thing, it would have been a good convo starter....

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Belle
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I told a sleazy middle aged man who attempted to attach himself to me that I had met a nice young buck earlier in the night and couldn't fit his phone number on one hand. Then he thought I was amazingly charming and witty and my escape was made even more difficult, damn it.
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Well, i'ld fall in love with you too on the basis of how you just described that. Very sassy sounding indeed!

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Claire! You're even hot when you're stamped with the devil's mark!

I don't have pics yet of the wedding (Please don't, Mummy, it burns! it really did happen!), but I invited Neal to my 'bachelorette' party, and WTFSTUPENDOUS:

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I think he looks a bit like Fire Marshall Bill in this one:
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And now we can have sex in this state LEGALLY. Bunch of fornicators.

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Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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