So then, which idot made this thred? He must not be very smart or he would'nt have wasted our time on pointless squandering.

hmmmmm
this is one of the stupidest questions ever asked - i mean, nobody's actually going to be able to judge fairly which sex is more intelligent, everyone's biased one way or another - most people think (or at least will say) that their sex is smarter (except for some complete let-downs to the feminist cause coughJENNYcough(although i like yer bike))
anyway as i was saying... who started this thread? cos maybe their sex will show us all which actually is the dumbest ....

dyke dyke dyke dyke

hehehehe

Or a dike...Only I'm sure that's FAR different then a dyke...

I got intruded by a basaltic dyke.

I'm pretty sure that this is one of those times where the phrase 'look who's talking' is appropriate.

For reference material, see juvenile thread about getting the attention of boys.

Ohhhhhhh. She just done told you, girl.

Oh crap, I'm a man

I tickle palms when I shake hands.......

You might just have been actively trying to squeeze with the top fingers after reading that.

Or are the exception to the rule.

That's something I imagine serial killers and child molesters doing when they shake hands.

Oh. :( Whenever people try to shake hands with me I always hold out my left because I'm left-handed and then I look stupid because you're supposed to do it with your right.

Girls have small hands, they are hard to shake.

Instead of shaking their hands, just slap them on the side of the tit.

It's a universal greeting.

what if they are flat chested? Grab their crotch?

That will do nicely. Or flick their nipple.

It's so simple. No more awkward moments fumbling with girls hands.

witch

I actually don't think I've shaken any hands since I read that. I was just thinking about shaking hands and I'm pretty sure I don't even really use the pinky and ring fingers.

I f'ing hate when people grab before the webbing of the thumbs connect while shaking hands. I don't want you squeezing my fingers, jackoff. >:

Every single student I have met does that.

Yeah they are cunts.

They need to master the art of the firm handshake and steady gaze.

When they grab your fingers you should say "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

I don't do that, but I do bring their error to their attention.

Flimsy handshakes are annoying. They are usually given to me by men--I guess they think because I'm a chick I can't handle a firm handshake.