I'm writing one.

Suggestions?

[s]

yes.

rule 1. ignore anything Scott or heidi say.

rule 2. ignore anything i say, except the following

rule 3. worship the llama

First rule: I rule.

Second rule: Yes, worship the llama.

Do not question the llama, for she is better than you can ever hope to be.

[s]

Don't bother Nick

I think I'll put, "Nick is the firendliest person on the forums. You shoudl pm him every day and tell him how much you love and adore him."

[s]

that would be a good rule.

to leave me alone.

Ignore the llama.

Rule four: go away

Seconded.

Also, Rule Five: Continuously remind Uber of how cute she is.

[uber]

Rule #8: Make love to Stelly and give her cheesecake.

You can put in some random rules between 5 and 8, but I demand to be rule #8.

How about this?

Rule number 9- Get Gracey pictures of 27, and tell her how wonderful she is every day. Write her letters too.

Rule # 10: Don't start stupid, pointless threads.

Damn... I'm out of the job...

You mean serious ones?

- Don't expect to be the centre of attention everytime you post. Although you might think it's the funniest most ineresting thing ever....other people mightn't care the least. Don't make a show of it.

- Being random and having pschotic moodswings aren't funny or interesting, they are useful to pressure small children and gypsys into doing what you want, but not intresting.

#whatever: Everything you'll ever say or do has been said or done before, get over it and shut up. People don't like repetitive shit.

No one loves you and you were adopted. You'll get no sympathy here, so don't even try.

-- Bring cookies when you come. LOTS of cookies.

-- You must like kittens. MUST.

-- Accept that yes, we do expect you to use proper English. We don't care that "everyone uses chatspeak." We don't care that "this isn't school; I come online to get away from the rules." We are trying to uphold a bastion of intelligence in the midst of all the incomprehensible shit out there, and you WILL not fuck it up.

1. A good assorment, so we can be picky

2. Yes.

3. It's a very lonely war, but it is a war we are willing to fight. If you don't like it, you can go complain to your angsty teenage friends in your angsty teenage LiveJournal. Or DeadJournal, because it's made entirely of angst. And vomit.

ahahah newbies, Scott has your soul now

I don't like kitties.

Coming form a newbie like me I say that if you oppose the people who have been here longer because they will shoot you down....that was advice....

10) Prepare yourself for a guinea pig revolution.
11) Enjoy the site and enjoy the arguments, don't get frazzled, and act like you know everything....because well you don't. I know that I sure as hell don't.
12) Don't be me. I am way to teen angsty.
13) Enjoy chinese food beccause chinese food is the best damn food in the world I have aprties to celebrate it's greatness.

Not even close sweety.