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 Post subject: Hate mail
PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 23:52 
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Because it's important to have constructive criticism, I'm setting up this thread for hate mail directed at our fine selves.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 23:53 
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This site blows. How did you ever get them to put it on courttv?

The pop ups are the work of a true marketing genius. People love those.

The criminal test, 7 possible outcomes? That's the best you got? Obviously need some tweaking if anyone who shops at the gap is gonna be Imelda Marcos... maybe I'm stalking little girls there.... ever thought of that?

Dumbass Scottish Fucks

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 23:53 
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You stupid ucking faggots Make th results of your test more realilistik dmb fuck


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ur a assfuckin gay homosexual p00f

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Dumbass Scottish Fucks

With love From Texas


With all due respect to Austin...

...quite.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 04:32 
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I guess you fucking libs really love to recycle. You recylce your papers, your bottles, and- hey!

Your goddamn test questions too. For fuck's sake, they weren't funny in the first place. Stop trying, you'll save us all a whole lot of fucking grief.

And speaking of pain. Your writing fucking sucks. How many low and sleazy ways can you think of advertising that garbage? My left tit can write better than you fucking losers.

And your fucking fascist forums. If you want to promote yourselves and not give a shit about everyone else just to feel good, go jack off in front of a mirror. Better hurry though, it might crack.

Shove your heads a bit farther up your cockney asses, would you? We can still hear you out here.

And never pull them out.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 10:49 
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I would rather put sharp things in my eyes than look at the creaking black arsehole that is your site ever again. It's not funny, it's not clever and as for the site design, Ha! I was more attracted to my last rectal prolapse. You should consider going into porno where they pay people to be fucking crap. The feelings of revulsion raised by your site actually made me hate Scotland, stop watching the Simpsons because of the groundskeeper and stamp on a small Scots terrier. Fuck you. Fuck your horse. Fuck the farrier. Old farts smell better than you. Dead babies smell better than you. My mother smells better than you. Go away. Don't come back.

(I wrote this, by the way. Much of the hate mail I get is so unimaginative I felt I had to show how it is done. I might search through my e-mail to try and find some but it really is crap.)


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<center>... :o

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I love Iain's one, it's great. maybe we could get him to write an article for the site?

I haven't got any hate mail. Only nice mail. bah.


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Hate mail just means we're getting more popular, yes? How old are these?

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I haven't gotten hatemail since I ran a digimon fansite about 3 years ago. Then it stopped, and I got a hate PM from another user, but that's about it.

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i had an original digimon.....way back before the cartoon....

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When were you on court tv?

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When were you on court tv?
Here.

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here ya go guys...

i got these in response to my articles...

some angry person I don't know wrote:
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 04:57:00 +0000 (GMT)
You should change your e-mail address to moron@imbecile.com


Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 04:58:44 +0000 (GMT)
oh yeah...moron@imbecile.com....you need to utilize your spell check


yeah!

people hate me!

HATE ME!

heh.

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You lucky little thing, Xulien. After the first episode of the show, I went berserk trying to find one. I managed to get one in the end. I had it for a week.

Then the batteries dies. I haven't replaced them since.

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Sushi Monk wrote:
I went berserk trying to find one. [b. sushi]
So that's why you are Berserk Sushi. I had wondered.

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Watch me eat, and you'll see where I thought the name up.

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it would be nice if on your web site the pages actually open up. what a waste of time this site is


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Ben wrote:
it would be nice if on your web site the pages actually open up. what a waste of time this site is


heh - I got sent that one... I wanted to write back, but couldn't find an email address for that person.

lovely.

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<center>**beats all the hatemailers up**

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NO! Gpt, if you do that, they won't be able to create hatemail for us to laugh at! :(

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<center>I didn't kill them, just beat them all up. with a dildo.

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gregor wrote:
yeah!

people hate me!

HATE ME!

heh.


No.

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You all so fucking suck! Weirdo's.........

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