Stupid/Incomprehensible mail

Mmmm Tasty! · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2003 23:32

someone mistyped their e-mail address as cocmast.net

gothpoptart · **Posted:** Mon Sep 01, 2003 01:45

<center>it was heidi, wasn't it?

Xulien. · **Posted:** Mon Sep 01, 2003 01:59

Chesney Hawkes wrote:

someone mistyped their e-mail address as cocmast.net

sounds like a nautical term.

chica bonita · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2003 21:11

Xulien. wrote:

Chesney Hawkes wrote:

someone mistyped their e-mail address as cocmast.net

sounds like a nautical term.

Like poop deck?

Brandon · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2003 23:20

They forgot an "er".

angered_lutraphobic · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2003 23:33

But wouldn't that be the same as typing 'Archer'?

Brandon · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2003 23:38

angered_lutraphobic wrote:

But wouldn't that be the same as typing 'Archer'?

Almost, but not quite. I like variety with mine.

Arturus · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2003 20:33

maccomlink@yahoo.com wrote:

Subj: Change your fate!
Date: 9/3/2003 7:07:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: maccomlink@yahoo.com
To: maccomlink@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)

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I only opened it because what ever spam it was, the sender had the same address as me at a different provider. Also interesting is that I am the only one it was sent to, but that fits with the adress thing. Still, odd.

*edit, ooh, I brokded the tables.*
*fixes*

ok, the double returns are where there was a return in the original, the single is put in so it wouldn't break.

Schmitt. · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2003 20:47

Arturus wrote:

I only opened it because what ever spam it was, the sender had the same address as me at a different provider.

A number of spammers do that. You may also get your address interspersed with "x"s.

Mizu · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2004 06:36

Schmitt. wrote:

Arturus wrote:

I only opened it because what ever spam it was, the sender had the same address as me at a different provider.

A number of spammers do that. You may also get your address interspersed with "x"s.

Yeah. Once I got spam in my Hotmail account that was supossedly from the same name, at Yahoo. Only problem was, I have the name at Yahoo as well. Hooray for spam from yourself.

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Quote:

Je recherche ma g?n?alogie, je me pr?nomme " Thierry " et mon nom de famille est " d'H?rissart " Je suis n? ? La Rochelle en France le 04 mai 1966. Mon p?re se pr?nomme Jacques et ma m?re Eliette. Mer?i de me renseigner sur ma descendance. A bient?t d'avoir de vos nouvelles ! Thierry.

Schmitt. · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2004 17:57

It's written in some weird code.

*Edit*

I am researching my family tree; my Christian name is "Thierry" and my surname is "d'Herissart". I was born in La Rochelle in France on the 4th of May, 1966. My dad's Christian name is Jacques and my mother's is Eliette. Thank you (presumably in advance) for telling me about my descendents. I can name WWF wresters who almost broke their own neck, now give me news!

Thierry.

what does "bient?t" mean?

Jenny · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2004 18:10

goodluck.

ErgotSum · **Joined:** Mon Jul 22, 2002 03:48 **Posts:** 5113

Schmitt. wrote:

what does "bient?t" mean?

I thought it meant "soon"?

Mmmm Tasty! · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2004 09:03

recently, some spammer spoofed our domain, ie sent spams with rumandmonkey.com in the from address. some spastic fucks actually replied:

Quote:

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MAIL TO ME OR
I WILL REPORT YOU!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Quote:

Remove my e-mail address from your mailing list ASAP!!!! I did not request this e-mail!!!

Quote:

don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t send us your messages. We find this sort of emailn offensive and will report you if you send us any more

Quote:

TAKE ME OFF OF ALL OF YOUR LISTS NOWWW!!

Quote:

LISTEN ASSHOLE, that[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]s YOUR NAME, YOU MORON,
STOP SENDING OUR FIRM YOUR UNWANTED E-MAILS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH OR IS IT YOU ARE
JUST PLAIN "STUPID" HUH, ASSHOLE.

Quote:

THANKS, NO THANKS

Quote:

Fick dich!
FUCK YOU!!!

i'm very tempted to collate all of these, add a suitably patronising MASSAGE?, and send a mass reply, so everyone can see what everyone else wrote, in a nice "look how fucking stupid you all are" public shaming.. :>

gothpoptart · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2004 13:02

Mmmm Tasty! wrote:

i'm very tempted to collate all of these, add a suitably patronising MASSAGE?, and send a mass reply, so everyone can see what everyone else wrote, in a nice "look how fucking stupid you all are" public shaming.. :>

<center>that would be so sexy. mmmbaybee.

Jenny · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2004 18:23

ErgotSum wrote:

Schmitt. wrote:

what does "bient?t" mean?

I thought it meant "soon"?

I was guessing. :D

Mizu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 05, 2004 09:59

Quote:

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I always wanted a bigger peunis!

...and that isn't even half the shit they randomly tacked onto the end of the email. That is about one-fifth of the stuff they cram onto the end of every email they send me.

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Best spam in a while:

Quote:

My name is Kay and I'm an account rep for ________. I saw your site rumandmonkey.com listed on Google under the term "fat pussies" and I just
wanted to take a moment to introduce our affiliate program to you. As you probably know, we are one of the largest and best adult affliate programs on the Net today, offering webmasters over 55+ hot converting sites to promote and paying $40 for every sale.

Er.

intelekshual · **Joined:** Sun Dec 01, 2002 07:55 **Posts:** 5880

Awwww, Ben, you and the rest of the rum monkeys are "fat pussies."

I wonder which of the possible meanings of that term they were going for.

Are you fat, and a pussy?
Do you have fat pussies?
Or are you in fact, fat pussies walking about?

Stonebender · **Posted:** Sun Apr 04, 2004 04:04

Ben wrote:

Best spam in a while:

Quote:

My name is Kay and I'm an account rep for ________. I saw your site rumandmonkey.com listed on Google under the term "fat pussies" and I just
wanted to take a moment to introduce our affiliate program to you. As you probably know, we are one of the largest and best adult affliate programs on the Net today, offering webmasters over 55+ hot converting sites to promote and paying $40 for every sale.

Er.

I haven't had a laugh like that in quite some time!

Copperfungus · **Posted:** Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:32

Quote:

Krista Vincent <MIMAQTFJPBFKN@gsel.com>
Reply-To : "Krista Vincent" <MIMAQTFJPBFKN@gsel.com>
Sent : 07 April 2004 00:33:41
To : Jeremiah <steve_ozzy2001@hotmail.com>
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It's great this spam is getting through becasue the subject line mentions drainage!

IamME · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2004 17:39

some crazy fuck wrote:

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I'm afraid that if I read through the whole thing at once, it'll eat my soul.

Not Ted Kennedy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2004 20:14

No. Read aloud it will bring the reader nirvana and then kill the world.
Go on. Try it.

IamME · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2004 01:16

I don't know if I can pronounce the gibberish words, though... otherwise I might try.

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