Make it stop!!!

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Quote:

phpBB : Critical Error

Could not query config information

Please make it stop :cry:

.

It scares me when it does that.

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Milla wrote:

Quote:

phpBB : Critical Error

Could not query config information

Please make it stop :cry:.

It scares me when it does that.

And so it was that the tagboard died a death. It looks like the forum code, which we were using to power logins to the tagboard, can't handle a lot of people using it at once in a short space of time. Which is sad.

Other solutions will be found, but for the moment: bye bye tagboard.

Milla the Sexy Shrimp · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 10:35

Oh so it was because of the tagboard?

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Milla the Sexy Shrimp wrote:

Oh so it was because of the tagboard?

Annoyingly, yeah :\

Milla the crying shrimp · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 10:42

Ben wrote:

Milla the Sexy Shrimp wrote:

Oh so it was because of the tagboard?

Annoyingly, yeah :\

waah, but it just did it again :-?

Why am I being anonymous? It's fun

Atomic Dog · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 20:14

I was getting that all night last night.

silvertoadstool · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 21:50

I was gettinga really weird error MASSAGE?, it happened a lot. It said something like
URL not found.
Can't quite remember. Will tell you lot if it happens again, and what it actually says instead of trying to remeber. Although this won't be for a while, coz I'm going away for the weekend.

bye bye rum monkeys love you all. :oops:

And I just tried posting this, but when I put my username in the box, it came up with this username has already been taken. I am very confused coz I'm logged in. So this post is actually my Copperfungus

Jenny · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 21:54

when sumthingh liek that happens i scream and bang the keyboard and use all sorts of weaspons on the computer and chuck the goddamn thign down the stairs and just say "oh ARSEFRITTERS OH ARSEFRITTERS OH ARSEFRITTERS" over and over till my dad noticed me banging my head of the keyboard in frustration over and over and comes and fixes it for me.

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

littlemissarsegoblin wrote:

ARSEFRITTERS

If you ask them, most chip shops in Scotland will make that for you.

Seriously though, if anyone gets an error while using the page, please copy the text and email it to me (using the "Contact Us" link in the menu bar above, or by sending me a private MASSAGE?). I think there is a problem lurking somewhere, and I'd like to get it fixed.

Sickness · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 22:01

what are arsefritters, Ben?

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Sickness wrote:

what are arsefritters, Ben?

Im not sure I want to know.

Wait. I do. Whaaat?

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Milla wrote:

Sickness wrote:

what are arsefritters, Ben?

Im not sure I want to know.

Wait. I do. Whaaat?

A Scottish dish consisting of a mixture of the minced heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep or calf mixed with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the slaughtered animal, before being deepfried in beef dripping and served with thick-cut chips and a generous helping of mystery sauce.

Mostly they call it "haggis and chips", but we know the truth.

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Oooooh I see.

Did I ever tell you I went to scotland and had haggis ben? Cos I did. Did you know I'm supposed to lick your elbow?

Sickness · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 23:27

No arsefritters for me, thanks...

llamafaerie · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2002 23:28

*stares at computer screen, touches it, pokes it with a knife, puts it on the ground, stomps on it, beats it to death with a mallet*

Ben · **Joined:** Tue Mar 12, 2002 00:00 **Posts:** 4685

Milla wrote:

Did I ever tell you I went to scotland and had haggis ben? Cos I did. Did you know I'm supposed to lick your elbow?

Secretly, I quite like haggis. (Although, as it's not the meat that gives it its flavour, the vegetarian variety is equally good.) But why are you meant to lick my elbow?

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Yeah I went to some of the fringe festival (since you care so much

).

and umm elbow licking i forget. lookie here

http://www.rumandmonkey.com/discuss/vie ... 6&start=25

but i don[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]t understand anything anymore.

Sickness · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2002 00:08

DO it, Milla! Lick him! Lick him NOW! your cup depends on it!

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

I'm relying on the fact that I can lassoo my left breast and can throw my right one behind my ear then wrap it around my waist

.

AD better give me my damn cup.

Sickness · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2002 00:12

Good luck bargaining with AD...he just gave me mine, I don't know why...

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Cos of me, so be thankful :*hearty chuckle*:

Sickness · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2002 00:33

I think it was because I was willing to do anything for a cup.

Milla · **Joined:** Sat Apr 13, 2002 22:59 **Posts:** 4385

Atomic Dog wrote:

Cherisse, you get a cup for free because Milla won't lick ben.

See. it is because of me.

Mizu · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2002 00:47

heh.

Chrie · **Posted:** Sat Jun 08, 2002 21:45

i'm confused. and scared. *hearty chuckle*.

Make it stop!!!

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