'U' should match only against '\sU\s'.

Should 'UR' not be 'you're' rather than 'your'?

Can you make 'Please don't, Mummy, it burns!' match against '\sOMG\s' and the replacement text: "Alert: I have just attempted to use 'Please don't, Mummy, it burns!' in a sentence. Please burn me." to avoid recursion?

In fact this post illustrates the problem quite well :)

pardon my ignorance but que?

me confused hehe an army of confused ones!!!!!!

I think he/she? is trying to say what a few other posts have said, they can't understand what some people are saying.

Furthermore, not everyone has perfect english, I think you can figure things out if you try.

Assuming you are referring to the original post, it was a complaint about the censor-which unfortunately got censored beyond all recognition.

It was also directed mainly at Ben who is very sensibly ignoring it in order to concentrate on more important things such as coffee, forks and sleep. It should also probably have gone under bugs (or even better in an email), but never mind.