@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.



Owen has many claims to fame. None of them are verifiable; some are illegal in most civilised areas, and at least two are only possible under ultraviolet light.

He is not as hairy as you might think.

Only six people have seen him and lived to tell the tale. The several thousand others didn't see much worth telling.

Hs name is not spoken in hushed tones, nor is it used to scare small children into mute obedience. It does not contain the letter "i", unwelcome sexual connotations or malt.

Sometimes, on Sundays, he forgets things for money.

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