September 11th tie-ins that didn't make the grade
Religious Right Jenga: This new variation on the popular party game is much the same, but with a brand new twist that will add hours of fun! We're all used to shouting "Jenga!" as the blocks fall - but now you can pick a Race Card and shout dozens of hilarious alternatives! "It's all the Jews' fault!" "God hates gays!" "All hail the Confederacy!" and more.
The Ground Zero Telephone: This lovely phone, available in white, cream, black or office grey, comes with a "September" key in place of a "9". Now all your little emergencies will remind you of that historic day. (Choice of ringers: traditional bell, electric tone or "Let's Roll!")
Chicken Soup For the Domestic Terrorist's Soul: Killing thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians can be trying on a person's psyche, particularly when it's in your own backyard. Get to the bottom of your inner power animal and soothe it up with mind vapours; this collection contains one hundred and one stories to enrich your being and make you smile while you're bringing brimstone and vengeance upon us all. Groovy.
Trivial Pursuit / Monopoly (War Against Terror Edition): Play against your friends and neighbours as you race to get a piece of the pie - or try and own all the pies. The choice is yours with this pair of themed board games with a brutal oil war twist! Answer questions, negotiate - or just bomb and blackmail your way to victory. Both come with an easy-fold board and unbreakable oil pipeline stretching across Afghanistan. You'll "go to Camp X-Ray, go directly to Camp X-Ray, do not pass the UN, do not collect legal representation" again and again!
Yvette and Sandy Do the Twin Towers: on September 11th, you knew the towers were screwed. Now they really are! This movie brings a new meaning to the word "evacuation"! Find out how laden Osama really is! Etc.
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