Woke up.
Fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Woke up.
Fell into bed.
Found my way downstairs.
Drank a cup.
Looking up
I fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Noticed I was late.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Noticed I was late.
Again.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Broke free of time loop.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Broke free of other time loop.
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.
Looking up, I noticed I was late.
Realised this was because I had not yet left the house.
Cursed time loops 1 and 2.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Made mental note not to curse time loops too loudly.
Drank a cup.
Noticed if I was any later I would be early.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Early it is then.
Drank a cup.
Made some toast in seconds flat.
Woke up.
Drank a cup.
Noticed toast now on fire.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Looked on helplessly as toast incinerated house.
Fell out of bed.
Noticed toast had incinerated floor.
Fell out of house.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Scalp now bleeding.
Toast fire now out of control.
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
Noticed I was still late.
Or early.
Woke up.
Temporal anomaly kind today.
Have house back.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Ouch.
Woke up.
Fell out of bed.
Made the bus in seconds flat.
Disposed of comb.
A Day in the Life in the Temporal Anomaly
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