Web searches you used to find us
Rum and Monkey is a diverse site; you know it, we know it. The diversimeltity is dripping from our pixel-clad digital walls. From the political heavings in our left-right stonewashed forums to the bile and drool of teenagers hiding out inside our tests, wasted as morons, you could throw a stone at us and never hit the same kind of person twice.
But how to measure our multipligoodness?
Every day, millions upon millions of people use a Web search engine to find the information they want; when a user clicks on a particular search result, the owner of the corresponding page often gets to keep a record of the search term. This has benefits for both parties: the user hopefully finds what they're after, and the site owner gets to see how people find his or her site.
Baby, we have that power, and eeh by gum we plan to use it. Here is a bolus of real life Web searches you fine people used to get to Rum and Monkey. This, more than anything, belies the true intelligence and thoughtfulness that underlines our protocol-packeted patch of the planet. Feel the brain cells burn.
- blemish OR affliction OR moment OR chop OR herbert
- difference between monkey and bush
- die monkey die!
- SEARCHING FOR ONE OF MY KIND
- Carey Lind Design wallcovering
- vagina face
- things that come in pairs
- toilet paper word of the day
- stole the anchor from the navy
- im a cow hear me moo i weigh twice as much as you
- sex in germany
- i'm a cucumber
- drunk ducks
- Killer Tofu
- abusing OR greenness OR reorganizations OR recedes OR rum
- are squirrels out to get you quiz
- big hairy bollocks
- cannibalize prerequisites colossal superintendents descending
- good msn messenger names for girls
- kruschev nyet nyet nyet
- new jersey missing troll
- population control
- superfluity hindus bushels colossal transcribers
- vanilla ice word to your mother
- was there a change in the strength of the monarchy in tudor england
- who got the monkey
- socialists suck
- picking a name for your last name
- mans OR deaf OR fuji OR rum OR customization
- The Stinky Cheese Man
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