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A vital addition to the CIA World Factbookby Owen
CIA World Fact book is here, and that is where it is WOLVES Flag: recently consumed. Wolves now use yours. INTRODUCTION Background: carnivorous canine quadrupeds from the inky darkness of your soul. GEOGRAPHY Location: closer by the second. Geographic co-ordinates: cannot be pinpointed by mortal means. Map references: wolves have no need of such. They know where they are. Area: 1 International Wolf unit per wolf. 0.5 IWUs per half wolf. Area - comparative: slightly more than twice the teeth of the USA. Coastline: the sea knows to accommodate wolves of any size. Climate: cold as your chilled brains. Terrain: mostly moderately fluffy. Elevation extremes: 5'6", more in times of rage. Natural resources: coal. Natural hazards: coal. Environment - current issues: coal. Not coal. Wolves. Geography - note: wolves may carry small mountain ranges at their discretion. ECONOMY Overview: wolves receive a wolving allowance of £25.50 per annum. TRANSPORTATION Ports and harbours: wolves are permitted their choice of Hampshire coastal towns. Transportation - note: feet, also. TRANSNATIONAL ISSUES Disputes - international: occasional, resolved by pursuit and consumption. Wolves ate Latvia. Latvowolves. WolvolatVasdfjkl; coal. Owen waits; waits; disappoints |
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