This Is Beginning To Get Tedious

Spies Camembert Takes immediate interest in Camembert Moves stealthily towards Camembert Nobody notices Good Moves hand over plate Still no interference Takes knife Interference still absent Eeeeeeeeexcellent Knife descends Knife ascends Knife descends again This time through Camembert Apologises to both halves of Ben Camembert bisected Moving towards mouth Docking complete! Interesting taste Eat Eat Eat Large bite more Eat EAT Eat Nibble Eat Continued eat Hm Fattier than expected Eat Less tang Eat Rind curiously unobtrusive Eat Eat Eat Notes Camembert still intact Eat (with less conviction) Notes butter beside Camembert Eat (distinctly half-heartedly) Notes butter rather less than intact Eat (like a mere ghost of a man) (Begob) Eat No eat Exploratory third helping Eat Eat Eat Moment of horrible clarity Woe Eat

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